Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 20-25 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Survived Saturday.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Survived Friday.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Read the newspaper every day.
Survived Thursday.
Made a very long killing spree.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Survived Wednesday.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Wore all three outfits.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Survived Tuesday.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Totaled 30 cars.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Sucked down your own piss.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Gained your first dog helper.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Kicked open a door.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Reunited with an old flame.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Reunited with an old friend.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)