Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 20-25 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Survived Saturday.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Survived Friday.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Read the newspaper every day.
Survived Thursday.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Survived Wednesday.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Totaled 30 cars.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Wore all three outfits.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Kicked open a door.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Survived Tuesday.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Gained your first dog helper.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Sucked down your own piss.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Made a very long killing spree.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Reunited with an old friend.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Reunited with an old flame.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.