Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 20-25 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Survived Saturday.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Killed over 1,000 people.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Survived Friday.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Read the newspaper every day.
Survived Thursday.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Wore all three outfits.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Totaled 30 cars.
Made a very long killing spree.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Kicked open a door.
Survived Wednesday.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Gained your first dog helper.
Survived Tuesday.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Sucked down your own piss.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Reunited with an old flame.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Reunited with an old friend.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)