Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 20-25 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Survived Saturday.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Survived Friday.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Totaled 30 cars.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Read the newspaper every day.
Survived Thursday.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Survived Wednesday.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Sucked down your own piss.
Wore all three outfits.
Survived Tuesday.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Survived Monday.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Gained your first dog helper.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Kicked open a door.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Made a very long killing spree.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.
Reunited with an old friend.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Reunited with an old flame.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.