Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 20-25 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Survived Friday.
Read the newspaper every day.
Survived Thursday.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Survived Wednesday.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Wore all three outfits.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Totaled 30 cars.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Survived Tuesday.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Gained your first dog helper.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Sucked down your own piss.
Kicked open a door.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Survived Saturday.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Made a very long killing spree.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Finished all seven days.
Reunited with an old friend.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Reunited with an old flame.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.