Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 30-35 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Sucked down your own piss.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Survived Saturday.
Survived Friday.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Survived Thursday.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Survived Tuesday.
Survived Wednesday.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Survived Monday.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Gained your first dog helper.
Kicked open a door.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Totaled 30 cars.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Read the newspaper every day.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Wore all three outfits.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Made a very long killing spree.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Reunited with an old friend.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Reunited with an old flame.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.