Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 20-25 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Survived Saturday.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Survived Friday.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Read the newspaper every day.
Survived Thursday.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Wore all three outfits.
Survived Wednesday.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Totaled 30 cars.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Survived Tuesday.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Sucked down your own piss.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Gained your first dog helper.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Kicked open a door.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Made a very long killing spree.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Reunited with an old friend.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Reunited with an old flame.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.