Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 20-25 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Made a very long killing spree.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Read the newspaper every day.
Finished all seven days.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Totaled 30 cars.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Survived Saturday.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Wore all three outfits.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Survived Friday.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Survived Thursday.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Survived Wednesday.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Survived Tuesday.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Sucked down your own piss.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Gained your first dog helper.
Survived Monday.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Kicked open a door.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Reunited with an old flame.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.
Reunited with an old friend.