Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 30-35 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Read the newspaper every day.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Made a very long killing spree.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Survived Saturday.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Survived Friday.
Totaled 30 cars.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Survived Thursday.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Survived Wednesday.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Wore all three outfits.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Survived Tuesday.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Survived Monday.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Kicked open a door.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Sucked down your own piss.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Gained your first dog helper.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Reunited with an old flame.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Reunited with an old friend.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.