Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 20-25 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Survived Saturday.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Survived Friday.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Totaled 30 cars.
Read the newspaper every day.
Survived Thursday.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Wore all three outfits.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Survived Wednesday.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Survived Tuesday.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Sucked down your own piss.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Gained your first dog helper.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Kicked open a door.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Made a very long killing spree.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Reunited with an old friend.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Reunited with an old flame.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.