Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 20-25 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Survived Saturday.
Made a very long killing spree.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Survived Friday.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Read the newspaper every day.
Survived Thursday.
Totaled 30 cars.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Wore all three outfits.
Survived Wednesday.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Survived Tuesday.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Sucked down your own piss.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Gained your first dog helper.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Kicked open a door.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Rescued your loyal companion.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Reunited with an old flame.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Reunited with an old friend.