POSTAL 2 Achievements Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 20-25 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.Filter Achievement View View Image viewList view Sort by Won first then by TrueSteamAchievement desc TrueSteamAchievement asc Achievement name desc Achievement name asc TSA Ratio desc TSA Ratio asc Gamers desc Gamers asc Steam order Date won desc Date won asc DLC Packs Group DLC packs together in list DLC Filter AllOwnedNone What are achievement flags? Click to find outApply AllWonNot won Base Base Game (Excludes DLC) 1,422 69 3.9513,929685 (5%)20-25h I'm not even supposed to be here today! 10 July 2016 - 2 guidesRick Grimes 4 LifeMade 30 zombies lose their heads. 09 July 2016 - 1 guideFur Sure!Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them. 09 July 2016 - 1 guideCAN YOU DIG IT?!Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.) 09 July 2016 - 1 guideAnustart!Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills. 09 July 2016 - 1 guide40 Year Old VirginCompleted the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) 09 July 2016 - 1 guideScientology Level: OT VIIICompleted the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty. 09 July 2016 - Add a guidePlanet of the Apes: The MusicalCompleted the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty. 09 July 2016 - 1 guideThanks for the money!Finished all seven days. 24 January 2016 - Add a guideI swear, I thought it was a home fillExploded a nuclear bomb. 24 January 2016 - 1 guideScrew Bill Lumbergh!Survived Saturday. 24 January 2016 - Add a guideShiva Blast"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow. 24 January 2016 - 1 guideMichonne ain't got nothin' on meResurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes. 24 January 2016 - 1 guideRunning With ScissorsRan 30 miles while holding the scissors. 24 January 2016 - Add a guideWorkin' for the WeekendSurvived Friday. 24 January 2016 - Add a guideJohn Rambo'd!Made a very long killing spree. 24 January 2016 - 1 guideGary vs. a Giant PenisDiscovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse. 24 January 2016 - 1 guideDoor MatSevered all of somebody's limbs without killing them. 24 January 2016 - 1 guideFear and LoathingSmoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session. 24 January 2016 - 1 guideSCREW that game!Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it. 24 January 2016 - 1 guideGOOD MORNING VIETNAM!Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm. 24 January 2016 - 1 guideHello, NewmanKicked 30 dogs. 22 January 2016 - 1 guideI should buy a boatRead the newspaper every day. 22 January 2016 - Add a guidePussy on a PedestalSlaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun. 22 January 2016 - Add a guideIt must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of ThursdaysSurvived Thursday. 22 January 2016 - Add a guideHutton Gibson Can't Deny This!Killed over 1,000 people. 22 January 2016 - Add a guideYou are not aloneObserved an NPC going POSTAL! 22 January 2016 - 1 guideReddit would be proud.Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time. 22 January 2016 - 1 guideWhere's Mr. McGibblets?Gave Krotchy the bad touch. 22 January 2016 - 1 guideDarth Maul'd!Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe. 22 January 2016 - Add a guideSheriff Arpaio would be proud.Killed 30 or more people of each skin color. 22 January 2016 - Add a guideA-Rod Who?Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel. 22 January 2016 - 1 guideIt's not cheating, because it's YOUR dogPlayed "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head. 22 January 2016 - 1 guideCesar Millan is GayMauled 30 people with your dog. 22 January 2016 - 1 guideOMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!Survived Wednesday. 22 January 2016 - Add a guideFound 'em faster than GWBDiscovered the hidden Taliban base. 22 January 2016 - 1 guideGotta pay the Troll TollFound one of the hidden underground sewers. 22 January 2016 - 1 guideCan't Touch ThisExploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face. 22 January 2016 - Add a guideOMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...saleRoasted 30 people with fire. 22 January 2016 - Add a guideChuck Norris'd!Killed someone with a flying jump kick. 22 January 2016 - 1 guideIt's sterile and I like the tasteSucked down your own piss. 22 January 2016 - 2 guidesI Am LegendCommitted suicide... the Taliban way. 22 January 2016 - 1 guideDon't taze me, bro!Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform. 22 January 2016 - Add a guideAnger Management With Roger ClemensNailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer. 22 January 2016 - Add a guideSeñor CornballerAte 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform. 22 January 2016 - Add a guideWell, aren't YOU a badassKicked open a door. 22 January 2016 - 1 guideI swear, I am NOT Marcellus WallaceKilled 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit. 22 January 2016 - Add a guideFAB-U-LOUS!Wore all three outfits. 22 January 2016 - Add a guideUncle T-BagEscaped from the maximum-security jail cell. 22 January 2016 - 1 guideDo you even Enzyte, bro?Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it. 21 January 2016 - Add a guideFinkle IS Einhorn!Gave a kickoff to a severed head. 21 January 2016 - Add a guideC U Next TuesdaySurvived Tuesday. 21 January 2016 - Add a guideI don't need virgins for thisSuicide-bombed a Taliban member. 21 January 2016 - 1 guideRebecca Black's NightmareTotaled 30 cars. 21 January 2016 - Add a guideChapelle's ShowLured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut. 21 January 2016 - 1 guideFriend of DorothySuccessfully hid from the police at max wanted level. 21 January 2016 - Add a guideAnd THAT'S why you never get out of the treeKilled all of the book protestors in the library. 21 January 2016 - Add a guidePaid the PiperSuccessfully bribed your way out of an arrest. 21 January 2016 - 1 guideIt's OK, we got Greenlit anywayKilled someone who refused to sign your petition. 21 January 2016 - 1 guideThere's always money in the banana standFound the secret bank exit on Monday. 21 January 2016 - 1 guideLieberman is our Leader!Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office. 21 January 2016 - 1 guideI don't know whether to kiss you or kill youPut out someone that's on fire. 21 January 2016 - 1 guideTaxidermy with Chuck TestaUsed a cat to "accessorize" your gun. 21 January 2016 - Add a guideR. Kelly's ProtegePissed in someone's face until they puked from it. 21 January 2016 - 1 guideOne time, at band camp...Saved the marching band from explody death. 21 January 2016 - 1 guideOfficer McLovin'Asked a police officer to sign your petition. 21 January 2016 - 1 guideSomeone's got a case of the Mondays!Survived Monday. 21 January 2016 - Add a guideHere, WilfredGained your first dog helper. 21 January 2016 - Add a guideDuck DynastyUsed a Bass Sniffer Radar. 21 January 2016 - Add a guide Add-on Paradise Lost 459 200 20 3.953,164625 (20%)20-25h Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout MuhammadReunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader. 10 July 2016 - Add a guideOde to Eddings 10 July 2016 - 1 guideRain on your Wedding DayReunited with an old flame. 09 July 2016 - 1 guideBitches Love Cake 09 July 2016 - 1 guideGinger Mint 09 July 2016 - 1 guideYou Snow Nothing John BlowPeed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone. 09 July 2016 - Add a guideHobo Sexual 09 July 2016 - 1 guideHolocaust: Part DeuxReunited with an old enemy. 09 July 2016 - 1 guidePooMasher 09 July 2016 - Add a guideBioShockedSpent $5,000 on vending machines. 09 July 2016 - Add a guideRich on RedditSold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors. 09 July 2016 - 1 guideGABAGOOOOOL!Reunited with an old friend. 09 July 2016 - 1 guideApe Rape 09 July 2016 - 1 guideReddit's Famous Double DongMade 30 kills while dual-wielding. 09 July 2016 - Add a guideDick Message 09 July 2016 - 2 guidesHarder than r/gonewildCompleted Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty. 09 July 2016 - Add a guideMy Name is JesusCompleted Paradise Lost with no kills. 09 July 2016 - 1 guideAdderall4AllCompleted Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.) 09 July 2016 - Add a guideBetter than POSTAL IIIRescued your loyal companion. 09 July 2016 - Add a guideRAFIBOMB!!!Kicked 30 people in the balls. 22 January 2016 - Add a guide