Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 20-25 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Made a very long killing spree.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Wore all three outfits.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Finished all seven days.
Survived Saturday.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Survived Wednesday.
Survived Friday.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Totaled 30 cars.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Read the newspaper every day.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Survived Thursday.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Gained your first dog helper.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Survived Monday.
Survived Tuesday.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Kicked open a door.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Sucked down your own piss.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Rescued your loyal companion.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Reunited with an old flame.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Reunited with an old friend.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.