Full list of all 89 POSTAL 2 achievements. It takes around 20-25 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 69 achievements, and there is 1 DLC pack containing 20 achievements.
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Totaled 30 cars.
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Roasted 30 people with fire.
Kicked 30 dogs.
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Made a very long killing spree.
Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Finished all seven days.
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Killed over 1,000 people.
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Survived Saturday.
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Survived Friday.
Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Put out someone that's on fire.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Read the newspaper every day.
Survived Thursday.
Wore all three outfits.
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Survived Wednesday.
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Survived Tuesday.
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Saved the marching band from explody death.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Survived Monday.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Sucked down your own piss.
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Kicked open a door.
Gained your first dog helper.
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Rescued your loyal companion.
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
Reunited with an old flame.
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Reunited with an old enemy.
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Reunited with an old friend.
Kicked 30 people in the balls.