Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Burn people from afar
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Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Wield an axe with your tongue
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Finish all manual quests
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Knock a bucket into a person
I'm sorry about my goat
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Hold your own concert
Smell and look like one
Buy all hats
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Hit The jackpot.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Find all the blocks
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Kick a person into a car
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Finish all wallrun quest
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Travel to space!
Are you bread?
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Win the title bout!
Thrash the Goathenge
Do no evil.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Craft all items in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Survive 10 days
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Craft all the weapons in one game
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Wear 30 masks at once.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Complete test chambers.
Find 10 trophies.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Destroy all freighters.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Tag 10 walls.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Visit the badehaus.
Find all the pony horses.
Complete centrifuge event.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Run wild with the podracer.
Lick a friend
Visit all zones on the MMO level
It never erupts when you want it to.
Baa with the choir
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Reach level 101
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Trash the server room
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Do a card trick at the magician
Enjoy your trip
Inflate that guy's knee
Get deviously trapped again
Jörgen.
Burn them!
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlock the jousting mutator
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Give Steve Works the apples
How do you catch goats?