Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Burn people from afar
Hit The jackpot.
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Smell and look like one
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Buy all hats
srsly
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
I'm sorry about my goat
Find all the blocks
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Are you bread?
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Wield an axe with your tongue
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Kick a person into a car
Knock a bucket into a person
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Finish all wallrun quest
Finish all manual quests
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Do no evil.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Travel to space!
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Craft all items in one game
Survive 10 days
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Eat 50 food items in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Craft all the weapons in one game
Wear 30 masks at once.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Tag 10 walls.
Complete test chambers.
Run wild with the podracer.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Visit the badehaus.
Find all the pony horses.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Complete centrifuge event.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Reach level 101
Jump on the launchpad
Do a card trick at the magician
Lick a friend
It never erupts when you want it to.
Trash the server room
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Inflate that guy's knee
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Baa with the choir
Burn them!
Jörgen.
Enjoy your trip
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlock the jousting mutator
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Give Steve Works the apples
How do you catch goats?