Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Burn people from afar
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Smell and look like one
srsly
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Buy all hats
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
I'm sorry about my goat
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Find all the blocks
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Kick a person into a car
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Wield an axe with your tongue
Knock a bucket into a person
Hit The jackpot.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Are you bread?
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Finish all manual quests
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Travel to space!
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Win the title bout!
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Finish all wallrun quest
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Thrash the Goathenge
Do no evil.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Craft all items in one game
Survive 10 days
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Craft all the weapons in one game
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
A Trip to the Moon.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Run wild with the podracer.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Tag 10 walls.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Find all trophies in Space.
Visit the badehaus.
Find all the pony horses.
Complete test chambers.
Find 20 trophies.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Complete centrifuge event.
Find 10 trophies.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Lick a friend
Reach level 101
It never erupts when you want it to.
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Inflate that guy's knee
Do a card trick at the magician
Enjoy your trip
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Trash the server room
Jump on the launchpad
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Get deviously trapped again
Burn them!
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Baa with the choir
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Jörgen.
Give Steve Works the apples
How do you catch goats?
Unlock the gravity goat mutator