Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Burn people from afar
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Find all the blocks
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Buy all hats
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Smell and look like one
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Hit The jackpot.
srsly
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Kick a person into a car
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Wield an axe with your tongue
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Finish all manual quests
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
I'm sorry about my goat
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Finish all wallrun quest
Hold your own concert
Knock a bucket into a person
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Travel to space!
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Do no evil.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Become the master of the goat tower.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Craft all items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Survive 10 days
Eat 50 food items in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Visit the badehaus.
Tag 10 walls.
Complete centrifuge event.
Find all the pony horses.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Run wild with the podracer.
Complete test chambers.
Destroy all freighters.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Blow up all pirate ships.
It never erupts when you want it to.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Baa with the choir
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Lick a friend
How do you catch goats?
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Trash the server room
Do a card trick at the magician
Jump on the launchpad
Inflate that guy's knee
Reach level 101
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Get deviously trapped again
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Burn them!
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Jörgen.
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Give Steve Works the apples
Enjoy your trip
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlock the jousting mutator