Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Knock a bucket into a person
Hit The jackpot.
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Smell and look like one
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Buy all hats
srsly
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Find all the blocks
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
I'm sorry about my goat
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Kick a person into a car
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Burn people from afar
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Wield an axe with your tongue
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Are you bread?
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Finish all manual quests
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Travel to space!
Finish all wallrun quest
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Win the title bout!
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Thrash the Goathenge
Do no evil.
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Craft all items in one game
Survive 10 days
Eat 50 food items in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Destroy all freighters.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Find all trophies in Space.
Complete test chambers.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Visit the badehaus.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Tag 10 walls.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Find all the pony horses.
Complete centrifuge event.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Run wild with the podracer.
Trash the server room
It never erupts when you want it to.
Do a card trick at the magician
Jump on the launchpad
Burn them!
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Baa with the choir
Enjoy your trip
Lick a friend
Reach level 101
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Get deviously trapped again
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the jousting mutator
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Inflate that guy's knee
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Jörgen.
Give Steve Works the apples
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