Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Finish all manual quests
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Hit The jackpot.
Smell and look like one
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Buy all hats
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Find all the blocks
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Burn people from afar
Wield an axe with your tongue
Kick a person into a car
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Are you bread?
Travel to space!
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
I'm sorry about my goat
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Finish all wallrun quest
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Knock a bucket into a person
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Do no evil.
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Craft all items in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Survive 10 days
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Eat 50 food items in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Craft all the weapons in one game
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
A Trip to the Moon.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Find all the pony horses.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Visit the badehaus.
Find 10 trophies.
Tag 10 walls.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Complete test chambers.
Complete centrifuge event.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Run wild with the podracer.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
It never erupts when you want it to.
Do a card trick at the magician
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Lick a friend
Burn them!
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Inflate that guy's knee
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Give Steve Works the apples
Reach level 101
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Trash the server room
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the jousting mutator
Baa with the choir
Get deviously trapped again
Enjoy your trip
Jörgen.
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
How do you catch goats?