Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
I'm sorry about my goat
Smell and look like one
Hit The jackpot.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Burn people from afar
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Buy all hats
Find all the blocks
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
srsly
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Wield an axe with your tongue
Kick a person into a car
Finish all manual quests
Knock a bucket into a person
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Thrash the Goathenge
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Finish all wallrun quest
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Win the title bout!
Travel to space!
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Do no evil.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Craft all items in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Eat 50 food items in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Survive 10 days
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Craft all the weapons in one game
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
A Trip to the Moon.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Tag 10 walls.
Find all the pony horses.
Complete test chambers.
Find all trophies in Space.
Visit the badehaus.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Run wild with the podracer.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Complete centrifuge event.
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Reach level 101
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Baa with the choir
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Trash the server room
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Do a card trick at the magician
Enjoy your trip
Get deviously trapped again
Inflate that guy's knee
Burn them!
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Lick a friend
Unlock the jousting mutator
Jörgen.
Give Steve Works the apples
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