Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Burn people from afar
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
I'm sorry about my goat
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Buy all hats
Smell and look like one
Hit The jackpot.
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Find all the blocks
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Hold your own concert
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Finish all manual quests
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Finish all wallrun quest
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Knock a bucket into a person
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Kick a person into a car
Are you bread?
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Do no evil.
Travel to space!
Wield an axe with your tongue
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Thrash the Goathenge
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Win the title bout!
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Craft all items in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Survive 10 days
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Eat 50 food items in one game
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Craft all the weapons in one game
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Destroy all freighters.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Find all trophies in Space.
Visit the badehaus.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Find all the pony horses.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Run wild with the podracer.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Complete test chambers.
Tag 10 walls.
Complete centrifuge event.
Lick a friend
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Reach level 101
Baa with the choir
Do a card trick at the magician
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Enjoy your trip
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Inflate that guy's knee
Get deviously trapped again
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Trash the server room
Burn them!
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Jörgen.
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples
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