Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Are you bread?
Burn people from afar
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Hit The jackpot.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Smell and look like one
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
srsly
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Kick a person into a car
Finish all wallrun quest
Knock a bucket into a person
Wield an axe with your tongue
Become the master of the goat tower.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Hold your own concert
Buy all hats
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Find all the blocks
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
I'm sorry about my goat
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Finish all manual quests
Travel to space!
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Do no evil.
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Craft all items in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Survive 10 days
Eat 50 food items in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Craft all the weapons in one game
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Complete centrifuge event.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find all the pony horses.
Complete test chambers.
Visit the badehaus.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Find 20 trophies.
Tag 10 walls.
Find 10 trophies.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Run wild with the podracer.
Lick a friend
Reach level 101
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Burn them!
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Get deviously trapped again
Visit all zones on the MMO level
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlock the jousting mutator
Inflate that guy's knee
Do a card trick at the magician
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Jörgen.
Enjoy your trip
Trash the server room
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Baa with the choir
It never erupts when you want it to.
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Give Steve Works the apples
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