Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Burn people from afar
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Finish all manual quests
Smell and look like one
Buy all hats
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Hit The jackpot.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Are you bread?
Kick a person into a car
Wield an axe with your tongue
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Find all the blocks
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Travel to space!
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Do no evil.
Knock a bucket into a person
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Thrash the Goathenge
I'm sorry about my goat
Hold your own concert
Finish all wallrun quest
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Win the title bout!
Craft all items in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Survive 10 days
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Craft all the weapons in one game
Wear 30 masks at once.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Tag 10 walls.
Find all the pony horses.
Complete test chambers.
Visit the badehaus.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Run wild with the podracer.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Complete centrifuge event.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Lick a friend
How do you catch goats?
Reach level 101
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Trash the server room
Get deviously trapped again
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlock the jousting mutator
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
It never erupts when you want it to.
Inflate that guy's knee
Do a card trick at the magician
Give Steve Works the apples
Jörgen.
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Baa with the choir
Enjoy your trip
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Burn them!