Goat Simulator Achievements Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 5-6 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.Filter Achievement View View Image viewList view Sort by Won first then by TrueSteamAchievement desc TrueSteamAchievement asc Achievement name desc Achievement name asc TSA Ratio desc TSA Ratio asc Gamers desc Gamers asc Steam order Date won desc Date won asc DLC Packs Group DLC packs together in list DLC Filter AllOwnedNone Flag Filter All None 19 Offline Mode 1 Online Mode 108 Online/Offline 127 Single Player 109 Cooperative 40 Collectable 5 Cumulative + 1 Cumulative - 2 Shop 1 Time/Date Link flagsOR joinAND join Achievements without these flags What are achievement flags? Click to find outApply AllWonNot won Base Base Game (Excludes DLC) 949 48 3.4417,2391,037 (6%)5-6h I am BreadAre you bread? 04 July 2016 - 1 guideTony GoatFinish all manual quests 04 July 2016 - Add a guideThe FlapmasterScore 10 points in Flappy Goat. 04 July 2016 - 1 guideAround the World on 5 TrampolinesVisit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once. 04 July 2016 - 1 guideVegas, baby!Hit The jackpot. 04 July 2016 - 1 guideI freaking love goatsFind all the trophies in Goat City Bay. 04 July 2016 - Add a guideSteamWorld GoatGet to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat. 04 July 2016 - Add a guideHat SimulatorBuy all hats 04 July 2016 - 1 guideNeckbeardSmell and look like one 04 July 2016 - 1 guideIs that a goat?Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached 04 July 2016 - Add a guideGoatBuiltGet on top of the Parkour obstacle course 04 July 2016 - Add a guideFlip-KickKick something in the air while doing a backflip 04 July 2016 - 1 guideTry HardFind all the trophies in Goat Ville! 04 July 2016 - Add a guideOne BallRide a bike for 60 sec 03 July 2016 - 1 guideValkyrieGo on the catapult with a rider on your back 03 July 2016 - Add a guideThe mage's favouriteBurn people from afar 03 July 2016 - 1 guideDon't Panicsrsly 03 July 2016 - 1 guideColumbian Sugar LordRide the boat while on a sugar rush 03 July 2016 - 1 guideThe SavagePaint with all the colors of the wind 03 July 2016 - Add a guideBuilder GoatFind all the blocks 03 July 2016 - 1 guideLing Ling into battle goFight the turtles 03 July 2016 - 1 guideDisgustingWhy did you step in that? Yuck 03 July 2016 - 1 guidePowerhoof SMASHKick a person into a car 03 July 2016 - 1 guideI can't believe that workedDo 10 front flips in one trick. 03 July 2016 - 1 guideA story about my goatI'm sorry about my goat 03 July 2016 - Add a guideInvoluntary QAOoops, the game seems to have crashed. 03 July 2016 - 1 guideGoats 'n' StuffHold your own concert 03 July 2016 - 1 guideA Story about my elevatorGet up on the skyscraper without using the elevator 03 July 2016 - 1 guideHere's Johnny!Wield an axe with your tongue 19 January 2016 - 1 guideMattress MadnessBounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds. 16 January 2016 - 1 guideMaximum MLG Big PlaysKnock a bucket into a person 16 January 2016 - 1 guideGoat of the hillEverything the light touches is your kingdom. 16 January 2016 - 1 guideMile High ClubLick the Hanging Glider. 16 January 2016 - 1 guideDodge ThisMake sure the Hillbilly never drives again. 16 January 2016 - 1 guideRymdskepp i RymdenTravel to space! 16 January 2016 - 1 guideTrying to bring forth Sanctum 3?Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items. 16 January 2016 - Add a guidePedestrianFind the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue 16 January 2016 - 1 guideLOEK masterFind the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue 16 January 2016 - 1 guideDevil GoatWe are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell. 16 January 2016 - 1 guideCardio kills your gainsDrag a person into the treadmill with your tongue. 13 December 2015 - 1 guideBoulder of DeathHit the party with the Boulder of Death. 13 December 2015 - 1 guideAngel GoatDo no evil. 20 December 2014 - 1 guideWhat is its purpose?Thrash the Goathenge 07 November 2014 - 1 guideAlexander GoatstafssonWin the title bout! 07 November 2014 - 1 guideStand by for GoatfallFinish all wallrun quest 07 November 2014 - Add a guideDemogoatHave 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time 07 November 2014 - 1 guideGoat QueenBecome the Queen of Goat Ville 03 November 2014 - 2 guidesFINALLYBecome the master of the goat tower. 03 November 2014 - 1 guide Add-on GoatZ 379 160 16 3.132,508855 (34%)4-5h HoarderFind all the trophies in GoatZ 16 July 2016 - 1 guideShattered dreamsCrystallize and break 30 zombies in one game 16 July 2016 - Add a guideA new challenger has appearedClear 25 survival quests in one game 16 July 2016 - 1 guideHang tightParaglide in the air for 1 minute 16 July 2016 - 1 guideGoat from aboveHit 5 zombies in one bullet dive 16 July 2016 - Add a guideLook at it go!Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb 16 July 2016 - Add a guideWarm bathUse the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool 16 July 2016 - Add a guideI Am GoatPlay GoatSimSim for 5 minutes 06 July 2016 - Add a guideToo much funKill 7 zombies with one minifun 06 July 2016 - Add a guideBig in japanBeat the whiplash course without getting wet 06 July 2016 - Add a guideSurvivalistCraft all items in one game 06 July 2016 - 1 guideMasterchefMake the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible 06 July 2016 - Add a guideSurvive for your lifeSurvive 10 days 05 July 2016 - Add a guideDon't starveEat 50 food items in one game 05 July 2016 - Add a guideZombie slayerKill 20 zombies in one game 05 July 2016 - Add a guideThe goa'th amendmentCraft all the weapons in one game 05 July 2016 - Add a guide Add-on PAYDAY 375 180 18 3.601,592967 (61%)2-3h Camel CavalrySpray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta. 17 July 2016 - 1 guideRetirementJust finish that one LAST job. 17 July 2016 - Add a guidePlentiful masqueradeWear 30 masks at once. 16 July 2016 - Add a guideGoatfellasGather the crew for some drive-in movies. 16 July 2016 - Add a guideYou raise me up!Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building. 16 July 2016 - Add a guideThe Song of my PeopleListen to the whole pan flute song. 16 July 2016 - Add a guideWhat’s the count?Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table. 16 July 2016 - Add a guideDastardlyPlace a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks. 16 July 2016 - Add a guideFifty Shades of NPCHogtie 50 NPCs. 16 July 2016 - Add a guideSuppress the SuppressorThrow 5 police officers into prison. 16 July 2016 - 1 guideGoat Theft AutoHeadbutt someone out of their car, then run them over! 16 July 2016 - Add a guideBounce it!Enable the hydraulic cars. 16 July 2016 - Add a guideLe Voyage Dans la Lune.A Trip to the Moon. 16 July 2016 - Add a guideItsamee!Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky. 16 July 2016 - Add a guideGoatipedeLick all crew members together to form a Goatipede. 16 July 2016 - 1 guideThe Cow WhispererCharm a cow using Valentino Salami. 16 July 2016 - Add a guideRocket LeagueShow off your vehicle air control skills in the desert. 16 July 2016 - Add a guideThe Big ScoreFind all the trophies on the Payday Level. 16 July 2016 - Add a guide Add-on Waste of Space 474 210 21 2.901,563800 (51%)3-4h Miner inconvenienceDestroy 100 asteroids. 23 July 2016 - Add a guideNERD!Find all trophies in Space. 22 July 2016 - Add a guideIt's working... IT'S WORKING!Run wild with the podracer. 22 July 2016 - Add a guideThat's FedorableWear 30 things as a hat at the same time. 22 July 2016 - Add a guideThe puke machineComplete centrifuge event. 22 July 2016 - Add a guideTestaholicComplete test chambers. 22 July 2016 - Add a guideThe world is your canvasTag 10 walls. 17 July 2016 - Add a guideWow is that a limited edition?Find 20 trophies. 17 July 2016 - Add a guidesplishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimeyVisit the badehaus. 17 July 2016 - Add a guideGather $1000000I wanna be a baahlionaire. 17 July 2016 - Add a guideMy little bronyFind all the pony horses. 17 July 2016 - Add a guideFund this!Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair. 17 July 2016 - Add a guideRuler of the seven skiesBlow up all pirate ships. 17 July 2016 - Add a guideBacon marauderShoot down 30 police ships. 17 July 2016 - Add a guideBe not afreightDestroy all freighters. 17 July 2016 - Add a guideSweet collection!Find 10 trophies. 17 July 2016 - Add a guideReady for the grillWrap a garl'eek in tinfoil. 17 July 2016 - Add a guideUse the sword, goatPickup a photon sword as father or good goat. 17 July 2016 - Add a guideCaptain industryMine 10 pieces of channitatium. 17 July 2016 - Add a guideSpend money to make moneyPut a money crate in the mining shredder. 17 July 2016 - Add a guideWhat came first? The alien or the egg?Headbutt all alien eggs. 17 July 2016 - Add a guide Update Goat MMO Simulator 645 240 24 3.728,043984 (12%)4-5h BFFLick a friend 22 July 2016 - 2 guidesLove or Hate?Find all the trophies on the MMO Level. 16 July 2016 - Add a guideBetter than Warlords of DredmorReach level 101 05 July 2016 - 1 guideAn Unnecessary JourneyThrow the dwarf Bilbo into the lava 04 July 2016 - 1 guideThe Icelandic ExperienceIt never erupts when you want it to. 04 July 2016 - Add a guideElfstreet BoysBaa with the choir 04 July 2016 - 1 guideSteal the showDo a card trick at the magician 04 July 2016 - 1 guideMusic Non StopJump on the launchpad 04 July 2016 - Add a guideExcaliGoatUnlock the ExcaliGoat mutator 04 July 2016 - 1 guideWheel GoatUnlock the wheel of time mutator 04 July 2016 - 1 guideSällskapsresanVisit all zones on the MMO level 04 July 2016 - Add a guideVoluntary QATrash the server room 04 July 2016 - 1 guideBoat rideEnjoy your trip 04 July 2016 - 1 guideNot again...Get deviously trapped again 04 July 2016 - 1 guideGravity GoatUnlock the gravity goat mutator 04 July 2016 - 1 guideOld GoatOMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS? 04 July 2016 - 1 guideMermaid GoatUnlock the mermaid mutator 04 July 2016 - 1 guideOne man, two shots and a religionInflate that guy's knee 04 July 2016 - 1 guideJörgenJörgen. 04 July 2016 - 1 guideJousting GoatUnlock the jousting mutator 04 July 2016 - 1 guideButthurtDo a lot of hurt. With your butt. 04 July 2016 - 1 guideGoatta catch 'em all!How do you catch goats? 04 July 2016 - Add a guideMalleus MaleficarumBurn them! 03 July 2016 - 1 guideSteve's QuestGive Steve Works the apples 03 July 2016 - 1 guide