Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Finish all manual quests
Hit The jackpot.
Find all the blocks
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Smell and look like one
Buy all hats
srsly
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Fight the turtles
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Burn people from afar
Kick a person into a car
Wield an axe with your tongue
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Finish all wallrun quest
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
I'm sorry about my goat
Knock a bucket into a person
Hold your own concert
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Travel to space!
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Thrash the Goathenge
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Win the title bout!
Do no evil.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Craft all items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Eat 50 food items in one game
Survive 10 days
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
A Trip to the Moon.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Tag 10 walls.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Find all trophies in Space.
Complete test chambers.
Run wild with the podracer.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Find all the pony horses.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Visit the badehaus.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Complete centrifuge event.
Lick a friend
Baa with the choir
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
It never erupts when you want it to.
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
How do you catch goats?
Reach level 101
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Do a card trick at the magician
Trash the server room
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Inflate that guy's knee
Jump on the launchpad
Enjoy your trip
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Burn them!
Jörgen.
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.