Goat Simulator Achievements Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 5-6 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.Filter Achievement View View Image viewList view Sort by Won first then by TrueSteamAchievement desc TrueSteamAchievement asc Achievement name desc Achievement name asc TSA Ratio desc TSA Ratio asc Gamers desc Gamers asc Steam order Date won desc Date won asc DLC Packs Group DLC packs together in list DLC Filter AllOwnedNone Flag Filter All None 19 Offline Mode 1 Online Mode 108 Online/Offline 127 Single Player 109 Cooperative 40 Collectable 5 Cumulative + 1 Cumulative - 2 Shop 1 Time/Date Link flagsOR joinAND join Achievements without these flags What are achievement flags? Click to find outApply AllWonNot won Base Base Game (Excludes DLC) 949 48 3.4417,2391,037 (6%)5-6h Tony GoatFinish all manual quests 25 April 2016 - Add a guideStand by for GoatfallFinish all wallrun quest 25 April 2016 - Add a guideI am BreadAre you bread? 25 April 2016 - 1 guideI freaking love goatsFind all the trophies in Goat City Bay. 25 April 2016 - Add a guideOne BallRide a bike for 60 sec 25 April 2016 - 1 guideHere's Johnny!Wield an axe with your tongue 25 April 2016 - 1 guideIs that a goat?Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached 25 April 2016 - Add a guideHat SimulatorBuy all hats 25 April 2016 - 1 guideFlip-KickKick something in the air while doing a backflip 25 April 2016 - 1 guideThe mage's favouriteBurn people from afar 24 April 2016 - 1 guideSteamWorld GoatGet to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat. 24 April 2016 - Add a guideValkyrieGo on the catapult with a rider on your back 24 April 2016 - Add a guideNeckbeardSmell and look like one 24 April 2016 - 1 guideColumbian Sugar LordRide the boat while on a sugar rush 24 April 2016 - 1 guideLing Ling into battle goFight the turtles 24 April 2016 - 1 guideDisgustingWhy did you step in that? Yuck 24 April 2016 - 1 guideDon't Panicsrsly 24 April 2016 - 1 guideThe SavagePaint with all the colors of the wind 24 April 2016 - Add a guideVegas, baby!Hit The jackpot. 24 April 2016 - 1 guideBuilder GoatFind all the blocks 24 April 2016 - 1 guideGoatBuiltGet on top of the Parkour obstacle course 24 April 2016 - Add a guideMaximum MLG Big PlaysKnock a bucket into a person 24 April 2016 - 1 guideA story about my goatI'm sorry about my goat 06 June 2014 - Add a guidePowerhoof SMASHKick a person into a car 06 June 2014 - 1 guideDemogoatHave 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time 06 June 2014 - 1 guideGoats 'n' StuffHold your own concert 06 June 2014 - 1 guideA Story about my elevatorGet up on the skyscraper without using the elevator 06 June 2014 - 1 guideThe FlapmasterScore 10 points in Flappy Goat. 04 April 2014 - 1 guideInvoluntary QAOoops, the game seems to have crashed. 03 April 2014 - 1 guideTry HardFind all the trophies in Goat Ville! 03 April 2014 - Add a guideI can't believe that workedDo 10 front flips in one trick. 03 April 2014 - 1 guideGoat of the hillEverything the light touches is your kingdom. 03 April 2014 - 1 guideAround the World on 5 TrampolinesVisit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once. 03 April 2014 - 1 guideMattress MadnessBounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds. 03 April 2014 - 1 guideMile High ClubLick the Hanging Glider. 03 April 2014 - 1 guideTrying to bring forth Sanctum 3?Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items. 03 April 2014 - Add a guideLOEK masterFind the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue 02 April 2014 - 1 guideAngel GoatDo no evil. 02 April 2014 - 1 guideDevil GoatWe are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell. 02 April 2014 - 1 guideDodge ThisMake sure the Hillbilly never drives again. 02 April 2014 - 1 guideBoulder of DeathHit the party with the Boulder of Death. 02 April 2014 - 1 guideRymdskepp i RymdenTravel to space! 02 April 2014 - 1 guidePedestrianFind the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue 02 April 2014 - 1 guideWhat is its purpose?Thrash the Goathenge 02 April 2014 - 1 guideCardio kills your gainsDrag a person into the treadmill with your tongue. 02 April 2014 - 1 guideAlexander GoatstafssonWin the title bout! 02 April 2014 - 1 guideGoat QueenBecome the Queen of Goat Ville 02 April 2014 - 2 guidesFINALLYBecome the master of the goat tower. 02 April 2014 - 1 guide Add-on GoatZ 379 160 16 3.132,508855 (34%)4-5h HoarderFind all the trophies in GoatZ 25 April 2016 - 1 guideHang tightParaglide in the air for 1 minute 25 April 2016 - 1 guideWarm bathUse the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool 25 April 2016 - Add a guideA new challenger has appearedClear 25 survival quests in one game 25 April 2016 - 1 guideSurvivalistCraft all items in one game 25 April 2016 - 1 guideZombie slayerKill 20 zombies in one game 25 April 2016 - Add a guideShattered dreamsCrystallize and break 30 zombies in one game 25 April 2016 - Add a guideSurvive for your lifeSurvive 10 days 25 April 2016 - Add a guideToo much funKill 7 zombies with one minifun 25 April 2016 - Add a guideDon't starveEat 50 food items in one game 25 April 2016 - Add a guideLook at it go!Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb 25 April 2016 - Add a guideGoat from aboveHit 5 zombies in one bullet dive 25 April 2016 - Add a guideMasterchefMake the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible 25 April 2016 - Add a guideI Am GoatPlay GoatSimSim for 5 minutes 25 April 2016 - Add a guideBig in japanBeat the whiplash course without getting wet 25 April 2016 - Add a guideThe goa'th amendmentCraft all the weapons in one game 14 February 2016 - Add a guide Add-on PAYDAY 375 180 18 3.601,592967 (61%)2-3h Fifty Shades of NPCHogtie 50 NPCs. 06 May 2016 - Add a guideDastardlyPlace a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks. 06 May 2016 - Add a guideThe Big ScoreFind all the trophies on the Payday Level. 06 May 2016 - Add a guideRocket LeagueShow off your vehicle air control skills in the desert. 06 May 2016 - Add a guideThe Song of my PeopleListen to the whole pan flute song. 06 May 2016 - Add a guideCamel CavalrySpray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta. 06 May 2016 - 1 guideWhat’s the count?Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table. 06 May 2016 - Add a guideSuppress the SuppressorThrow 5 police officers into prison. 06 May 2016 - 1 guidePlentiful masqueradeWear 30 masks at once. 06 May 2016 - Add a guideBounce it!Enable the hydraulic cars. 06 May 2016 - Add a guideGoat Theft AutoHeadbutt someone out of their car, then run them over! 06 May 2016 - Add a guideGoatfellasGather the crew for some drive-in movies. 06 May 2016 - Add a guideThe Cow WhispererCharm a cow using Valentino Salami. 06 May 2016 - Add a guideItsamee!Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky. 06 May 2016 - Add a guideYou raise me up!Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building. 06 May 2016 - Add a guideLe Voyage Dans la Lune.A Trip to the Moon. 06 May 2016 - Add a guideGoatipedeLick all crew members together to form a Goatipede. 06 May 2016 - 1 guideRetirementJust finish that one LAST job. 06 May 2016 - Add a guide Add-on Waste of Space 474 210 21 2.901,563800 (51%)3-4h Bacon marauderShoot down 30 police ships. 17 June 2016 - Add a guideMiner inconvenienceDestroy 100 asteroids. 17 June 2016 - Add a guideRuler of the seven skiesBlow up all pirate ships. 17 June 2016 - Add a guideBe not afreightDestroy all freighters. 17 June 2016 - Add a guideNERD!Find all trophies in Space. 17 June 2016 - Add a guideWow is that a limited edition?Find 20 trophies. 07 June 2016 - Add a guideSweet collection!Find 10 trophies. 07 June 2016 - Add a guideThe world is your canvasTag 10 walls. 07 June 2016 - Add a guideReady for the grillWrap a garl'eek in tinfoil. 07 June 2016 - Add a guideGather $1000000I wanna be a baahlionaire. 07 June 2016 - Add a guideFund this!Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair. 07 June 2016 - Add a guideCaptain industryMine 10 pieces of channitatium. 07 June 2016 - Add a guideSpend money to make moneyPut a money crate in the mining shredder. 07 June 2016 - Add a guideThat's FedorableWear 30 things as a hat at the same time. 07 June 2016 - Add a guideWhat came first? The alien or the egg?Headbutt all alien eggs. 07 June 2016 - Add a guideUse the sword, goatPickup a photon sword as father or good goat. 07 June 2016 - Add a guideIt's working... IT'S WORKING!Run wild with the podracer. 07 June 2016 - Add a guidesplishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimeyVisit the badehaus. 07 June 2016 - Add a guideMy little bronyFind all the pony horses. 07 June 2016 - Add a guideTestaholicComplete test chambers. 07 June 2016 - Add a guideThe puke machineComplete centrifuge event. 03 June 2016 - Add a guide Update Goat MMO Simulator 645 240 24 3.728,043984 (12%)4-5h BFFLick a friend 08 May 2016 - 2 guidesGoatta catch 'em all!How do you catch goats? 25 April 2016 - Add a guideLove or Hate?Find all the trophies on the MMO Level. 10 March 2015 - Add a guideBetter than Warlords of DredmorReach level 101 01 March 2015 - 1 guideMusic Non StopJump on the launchpad 01 March 2015 - Add a guideAn Unnecessary JourneyThrow the dwarf Bilbo into the lava 01 March 2015 - 1 guideSteal the showDo a card trick at the magician 01 March 2015 - 1 guideVoluntary QATrash the server room 01 March 2015 - 1 guideGravity GoatUnlock the gravity goat mutator 01 March 2015 - 1 guideThe Icelandic ExperienceIt never erupts when you want it to. 01 March 2015 - Add a guideWheel GoatUnlock the wheel of time mutator 01 March 2015 - 1 guideElfstreet BoysBaa with the choir 01 March 2015 - 1 guideExcaliGoatUnlock the ExcaliGoat mutator 01 March 2015 - 1 guideSällskapsresanVisit all zones on the MMO level 01 March 2015 - Add a guideMalleus MaleficarumBurn them! 01 March 2015 - 1 guideNot again...Get deviously trapped again 01 March 2015 - 1 guideOld GoatOMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS? 01 March 2015 - 1 guideMermaid GoatUnlock the mermaid mutator 01 March 2015 - 1 guideJörgenJörgen. 01 March 2015 - 1 guideOne man, two shots and a religionInflate that guy's knee 01 March 2015 - 1 guideJousting GoatUnlock the jousting mutator 01 March 2015 - 1 guideBoat rideEnjoy your trip 01 March 2015 - 1 guideSteve's QuestGive Steve Works the apples 01 March 2015 - 1 guideButthurtDo a lot of hurt. With your butt. 01 March 2015 - 1 guide