Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Kick a person into a car
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Wield an axe with your tongue
Smell and look like one
Buy all hats
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Hit The jackpot.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Find all the blocks
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Travel to space!
Are you bread?
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Knock a bucket into a person
Burn people from afar
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Finish all manual quests
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Thrash the Goathenge
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Fight the turtles
Finish all wallrun quest
Why did you step in that? Yuck
I'm sorry about my goat
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Do no evil.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Win the title bout!
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Eat 50 food items in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Survive 10 days
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Craft all items in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Tag 10 walls.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Visit the badehaus.
Find all the pony horses.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Run wild with the podracer.
Complete test chambers.
Complete centrifuge event.
Lick a friend
Jump on the launchpad
Baa with the choir
It never erupts when you want it to.
Reach level 101
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Trash the server room
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Do a card trick at the magician
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Burn them!
How do you catch goats?
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the jousting mutator
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Jörgen.
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Give Steve Works the apples
Enjoy your trip
Inflate that guy's knee