Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Buy all hats
Smell and look like one
Hit The jackpot.
Find all the blocks
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Ride a bike for 60 sec
I'm sorry about my goat
srsly
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Burn people from afar
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Hold your own concert
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Kick a person into a car
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Travel to space!
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Are you bread?
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Finish all wallrun quest
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Finish all manual quests
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Wield an axe with your tongue
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Do no evil.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Knock a bucket into a person
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Craft all items in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Survive 10 days
Eat 50 food items in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Craft all the weapons in one game
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
A Trip to the Moon.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Just finish that one LAST job.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Find 10 trophies.
Run wild with the podracer.
Visit the badehaus.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Tag 10 walls.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Complete test chambers.
Find all the pony horses.
Complete centrifuge event.
Lick a friend
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Do a card trick at the magician
Trash the server room
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Baa with the choir
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Reach level 101
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Burn them!
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Inflate that guy's knee
Get deviously trapped again
Enjoy your trip
Jörgen.
Unlock the jousting mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Give Steve Works the apples
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