Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Knock a bucket into a person
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Finish all manual quests
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Wield an axe with your tongue
Hit The jackpot.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Burn people from afar
Buy all hats
Smell and look like one
Hold your own concert
srsly
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Find all the blocks
I'm sorry about my goat
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Thrash the Goathenge
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Kick a person into a car
Travel to space!
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Are you bread?
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Win the title bout!
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Finish all wallrun quest
Do no evil.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Eat 50 food items in one game
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Craft all items in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Survive 10 days
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Craft all the weapons in one game
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Find all the pony horses.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Tag 10 walls.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Visit the badehaus.
Complete test chambers.
Complete centrifuge event.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Run wild with the podracer.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Lick a friend
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Reach level 101
It never erupts when you want it to.
Jump on the launchpad
Trash the server room
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Do a card trick at the magician
Get deviously trapped again
Inflate that guy's knee
Burn them!
Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Baa with the choir
Enjoy your trip
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Jörgen.
Give Steve Works the apples
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
How do you catch goats?