Goat Simulator Achievements Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 5-6 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.Filter Achievement View View Image viewList view Sort by Won first then by TrueSteamAchievement desc TrueSteamAchievement asc Achievement name desc Achievement name asc TSA Ratio desc TSA Ratio asc Gamers desc Gamers asc Steam order Date won desc Date won asc DLC Packs Group DLC packs together in list DLC Filter AllOwnedNone Flag Filter All None 19 Offline Mode 1 Online Mode 108 Online/Offline 127 Single Player 109 Cooperative 40 Collectable 5 Cumulative + 1 Cumulative - 2 Shop 1 Time/Date Link flagsOR joinAND join Achievements without these flags What are achievement flags? Click to find outApply AllWonNot won Base Base Game (Excludes DLC) 949 48 3.4417,2391,037 (6%)5-6h I am BreadAre you bread? 16 January 2016 - 1 guideI freaking love goatsFind all the trophies in Goat City Bay. 13 January 2016 - Add a guideValkyrieGo on the catapult with a rider on your back 13 January 2016 - Add a guideSteamWorld GoatGet to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat. 12 January 2016 - Add a guideIs that a goat?Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached 11 January 2016 - Add a guideVegas, baby!Hit The jackpot. 11 January 2016 - 1 guideNeckbeardSmell and look like one 11 January 2016 - 1 guideOne BallRide a bike for 60 sec 11 January 2016 - 1 guideA Story about my elevatorGet up on the skyscraper without using the elevator 11 January 2016 - 1 guideHat SimulatorBuy all hats 11 January 2016 - 1 guideGoatBuiltGet on top of the Parkour obstacle course 11 January 2016 - Add a guideBuilder GoatFind all the blocks 11 January 2016 - 1 guideColumbian Sugar LordRide the boat while on a sugar rush 11 January 2016 - 1 guideDon't Panicsrsly 11 January 2016 - 1 guideThe SavagePaint with all the colors of the wind 11 January 2016 - Add a guideTry HardFind all the trophies in Goat Ville! 11 January 2016 - Add a guideTony GoatFinish all manual quests 11 January 2016 - Add a guideThe mage's favouriteBurn people from afar 11 January 2016 - 1 guideHere's Johnny!Wield an axe with your tongue 11 January 2016 - 1 guideFlip-KickKick something in the air while doing a backflip 11 January 2016 - 1 guideDodge ThisMake sure the Hillbilly never drives again. 11 January 2016 - 1 guideMile High ClubLick the Hanging Glider. 11 January 2016 - 1 guideCardio kills your gainsDrag a person into the treadmill with your tongue. 11 January 2016 - 1 guideTrying to bring forth Sanctum 3?Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items. 11 January 2016 - Add a guideGoat of the hillEverything the light touches is your kingdom. 11 January 2016 - 1 guideAround the World on 5 TrampolinesVisit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once. 11 January 2016 - 1 guideBoulder of DeathHit the party with the Boulder of Death. 11 January 2016 - 1 guideI can't believe that workedDo 10 front flips in one trick. 11 January 2016 - 1 guideMattress MadnessBounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds. 11 January 2016 - 1 guidePowerhoof SMASHKick a person into a car 11 January 2016 - 1 guideMaximum MLG Big PlaysKnock a bucket into a person 11 January 2016 - 1 guideThe FlapmasterScore 10 points in Flappy Goat. 11 January 2016 - 1 guideRymdskepp i RymdenTravel to space! 20 February 2015 - 1 guideA story about my goatI'm sorry about my goat 20 February 2015 - Add a guideGoats 'n' StuffHold your own concert 20 February 2015 - 1 guideLing Ling into battle goFight the turtles 20 February 2015 - 1 guideStand by for GoatfallFinish all wallrun quest 20 February 2015 - Add a guideDisgustingWhy did you step in that? Yuck 20 February 2015 - 1 guideDemogoatHave 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time 19 February 2015 - 1 guideAngel GoatDo no evil. 18 April 2014 - 1 guideDevil GoatWe are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell. 15 April 2014 - 1 guideLOEK masterFind the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue 15 April 2014 - 1 guideWhat is its purpose?Thrash the Goathenge 15 April 2014 - 1 guidePedestrianFind the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue 15 April 2014 - 1 guideInvoluntary QAOoops, the game seems to have crashed. 15 April 2014 - 1 guideAlexander GoatstafssonWin the title bout! 15 April 2014 - 1 guideGoat QueenBecome the Queen of Goat Ville 15 April 2014 - 2 guidesFINALLYBecome the master of the goat tower. 15 April 2014 - 1 guide Add-on GoatZ 379 160 16 3.132,508855 (34%)4-5h HoarderFind all the trophies in GoatZ 17 January 2016 - 1 guideA new challenger has appearedClear 25 survival quests in one game 16 January 2016 - 1 guideLook at it go!Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb 16 January 2016 - Add a guideGoat from aboveHit 5 zombies in one bullet dive 16 January 2016 - Add a guideShattered dreamsCrystallize and break 30 zombies in one game 16 January 2016 - Add a guideSurvivalistCraft all items in one game 16 January 2016 - 1 guideSurvive for your lifeSurvive 10 days 16 January 2016 - Add a guideDon't starveEat 50 food items in one game 16 January 2016 - Add a guideToo much funKill 7 zombies with one minifun 15 January 2016 - Add a guideHang tightParaglide in the air for 1 minute 15 January 2016 - 1 guideWarm bathUse the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool 15 January 2016 - Add a guideMasterchefMake the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible 15 January 2016 - Add a guideBig in japanBeat the whiplash course without getting wet 15 January 2016 - Add a guideI Am GoatPlay GoatSimSim for 5 minutes 15 January 2016 - Add a guideZombie slayerKill 20 zombies in one game 15 January 2016 - Add a guideThe goa'th amendmentCraft all the weapons in one game 15 January 2016 - Add a guide Add-on PAYDAY 375 180 18 3.601,592967 (61%)2-3h GoatfellasGather the crew for some drive-in movies. 17 January 2016 - Add a guideFifty Shades of NPCHogtie 50 NPCs. 17 January 2016 - Add a guideDastardlyPlace a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks. 17 January 2016 - Add a guideThe Big ScoreFind all the trophies on the Payday Level. 17 January 2016 - Add a guideSuppress the SuppressorThrow 5 police officers into prison. 17 January 2016 - 1 guideYou raise me up!Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building. 17 January 2016 - Add a guidePlentiful masqueradeWear 30 masks at once. 17 January 2016 - Add a guideLe Voyage Dans la Lune.A Trip to the Moon. 17 January 2016 - Add a guideRetirementJust finish that one LAST job. 17 January 2016 - Add a guideCamel CavalrySpray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta. 17 January 2016 - 1 guideThe Song of my PeopleListen to the whole pan flute song. 17 January 2016 - Add a guideThe Cow WhispererCharm a cow using Valentino Salami. 17 January 2016 - Add a guideBounce it!Enable the hydraulic cars. 17 January 2016 - Add a guideGoat Theft AutoHeadbutt someone out of their car, then run them over! 17 January 2016 - Add a guideGoatipedeLick all crew members together to form a Goatipede. 17 January 2016 - 1 guideItsamee!Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky. 17 January 2016 - Add a guideWhat’s the count?Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table. 17 January 2016 - Add a guideRocket LeagueShow off your vehicle air control skills in the desert. 17 January 2016 - Add a guide Add-on Waste of Space 474 210 21 2.901,563800 (51%)3-4h Use the sword, goatPickup a photon sword as father or good goat. Locked - Add a guideBe not afreightDestroy all freighters. Locked - Add a guideRuler of the seven skiesBlow up all pirate ships. Locked - Add a guideBacon marauderShoot down 30 police ships. Locked - Add a guideMiner inconvenienceDestroy 100 asteroids. Locked - Add a guideWhat came first? The alien or the egg?Headbutt all alien eggs. Locked - Add a guideThe puke machineComplete centrifuge event. Locked - Add a guideSweet collection!Find 10 trophies. Locked - Add a guideWow is that a limited edition?Find 20 trophies. Locked - Add a guideNERD!Find all trophies in Space. Locked - Add a guideGather $1000000I wanna be a baahlionaire. Locked - Add a guideCaptain industryMine 10 pieces of channitatium. Locked - Add a guideMy little bronyFind all the pony horses. Locked - Add a guideTestaholicComplete test chambers. Locked - Add a guideIt's working... IT'S WORKING!Run wild with the podracer. Locked - Add a guideFund this!Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair. Locked - Add a guidesplishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimeyVisit the badehaus. Locked - Add a guideReady for the grillWrap a garl'eek in tinfoil. Locked - Add a guideThe world is your canvasTag 10 walls. Locked - Add a guideSpend money to make moneyPut a money crate in the mining shredder. Locked - Add a guideThat's FedorableWear 30 things as a hat at the same time. Locked - Add a guide Update Goat MMO Simulator 645 240 24 3.728,043984 (12%)4-5h Love or Hate?Find all the trophies on the MMO Level. 15 January 2016 - Add a guideBetter than Warlords of DredmorReach level 101 14 January 2016 - 1 guideThe Icelandic ExperienceIt never erupts when you want it to. 14 January 2016 - Add a guideMalleus MaleficarumBurn them! 14 January 2016 - 1 guideSteal the showDo a card trick at the magician 14 January 2016 - 1 guideOne man, two shots and a religionInflate that guy's knee 14 January 2016 - 1 guideVoluntary QATrash the server room 14 January 2016 - 1 guideMusic Non StopJump on the launchpad 14 January 2016 - Add a guideBoat rideEnjoy your trip 14 January 2016 - 1 guideGravity GoatUnlock the gravity goat mutator 14 January 2016 - 1 guideBFFLick a friend 13 January 2016 - 2 guidesSällskapsresanVisit all zones on the MMO level 13 January 2016 - Add a guideJörgenJörgen. 13 January 2016 - 1 guideElfstreet BoysBaa with the choir 13 January 2016 - 1 guideExcaliGoatUnlock the ExcaliGoat mutator 13 January 2016 - 1 guideNot again...Get deviously trapped again 13 January 2016 - 1 guideAn Unnecessary JourneyThrow the dwarf Bilbo into the lava 13 January 2016 - 1 guideOld GoatOMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS? 13 January 2016 - 1 guideWheel GoatUnlock the wheel of time mutator 13 January 2016 - 1 guideMermaid GoatUnlock the mermaid mutator 13 January 2016 - 1 guideJousting GoatUnlock the jousting mutator 13 January 2016 - 1 guideButthurtDo a lot of hurt. With your butt. 13 January 2016 - 1 guideGoatta catch 'em all!How do you catch goats? 13 January 2016 - Add a guideSteve's QuestGive Steve Works the apples 19 February 2015 - 1 guide