Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Smell and look like one
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Find all the blocks
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Kick a person into a car
srsly
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Burn people from afar
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Buy all hats
Hit The jackpot.
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
I'm sorry about my goat
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Hold your own concert
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Wield an axe with your tongue
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Travel to space!
Are you bread?
Finish all manual quests
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Knock a bucket into a person
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Do no evil.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Finish all wallrun quest
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Craft all items in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Eat 50 food items in one game
Survive 10 days
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Craft all the weapons in one game
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
A Trip to the Moon.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Visit the badehaus.
Complete test chambers.
Find all the pony horses.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Tag 10 walls.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Complete centrifuge event.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Run wild with the podracer.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Lick a friend
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Reach level 101
Get deviously trapped again
Jump on the launchpad
Trash the server room
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Do a card trick at the magician
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Burn them!
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Baa with the choir
Jörgen.
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Enjoy your trip
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Inflate that guy's knee
Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Give Steve Works the apples
How do you catch goats?