Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Finish all manual quests
Are you bread?
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
srsly
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Burn people from afar
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Smell and look like one
Kick a person into a car
Find all the blocks
Finish all wallrun quest
Hit The jackpot.
I'm sorry about my goat
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Buy all hats
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Wield an axe with your tongue
Win the title bout!
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Knock a bucket into a person
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Travel to space!
Do no evil.
Hold your own concert
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Thrash the Goathenge
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Survive 10 days
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Craft all items in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Eat 50 food items in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Craft all the weapons in one game
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Tag 10 walls.
Visit the badehaus.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Find all the pony horses.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Complete test chambers.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Run wild with the podracer.
Complete centrifuge event.
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Reach level 101
How do you catch goats?
Lick a friend
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Enjoy your trip
Trash the server room
Jump on the launchpad
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Baa with the choir
Unlock the mermaid mutator
It never erupts when you want it to.
Do a card trick at the magician
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Get deviously trapped again
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Inflate that guy's knee
Jörgen.
Burn them!
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples