Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
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Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Finish all manual quests
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Burn people from afar
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Wield an axe with your tongue
I'm sorry about my goat
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Buy all hats
srsly
Smell and look like one
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Hit The jackpot.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Find all the blocks
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Hold your own concert
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Kick a person into a car
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Win the title bout!
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Travel to space!
Are you bread?
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Knock a bucket into a person
Thrash the Goathenge
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Finish all wallrun quest
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Do no evil.
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Survive 10 days
Eat 50 food items in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Craft all items in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Just finish that one LAST job.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
A Trip to the Moon.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Visit the badehaus.
Tag 10 walls.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Find all the pony horses.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Complete centrifuge event.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Complete test chambers.
Run wild with the podracer.
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Lick a friend
It never erupts when you want it to.
Reach level 101
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Baa with the choir
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Trash the server room
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Get deviously trapped again
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Do a card trick at the magician
Enjoy your trip
Jörgen.
Inflate that guy's knee
Unlock the jousting mutator
Burn them!
Give Steve Works the apples
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
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