Goat Simulator Achievements Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 5-6 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.Filter Achievement View View Image viewList view Sort by Won first then by TrueSteamAchievement desc TrueSteamAchievement asc Achievement name desc Achievement name asc TSA Ratio desc TSA Ratio asc Gamers desc Gamers asc Steam order Date won desc Date won asc DLC Packs Group DLC packs together in list DLC Filter AllOwnedNone Flag Filter All None 19 Offline Mode 1 Online Mode 108 Online/Offline 127 Single Player 109 Cooperative 40 Collectable 5 Cumulative + 1 Cumulative - 2 Shop 1 Time/Date Link flagsOR joinAND join Achievements without these flags What are achievement flags? Click to find outApply AllWonNot won Base Base Game (Excludes DLC) 949 48 3.4417,2351,037 (6%)5-6h Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items. 30 November 2020 - Add a guideAround the World on 5 TrampolinesVisit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once. 30 November 2020 - 1 guideMattress MadnessBounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds. 30 November 2020 - 1 guideVegas, baby!Hit The jackpot. 30 November 2020 - 1 guideThe mage's favouriteBurn people from afar 30 November 2020 - 1 guideI can't believe that workedDo 10 front flips in one trick. 27 November 2020 - 1 guideHere's Johnny!Wield an axe with your tongue 27 November 2020 - 1 guideCardio kills your gainsDrag a person into the treadmill with your tongue. 27 November 2020 - 1 guideRymdskepp i RymdenTravel to space! 27 November 2020 - 1 guideA Story about my elevatorGet up on the skyscraper without using the elevator 27 November 2020 - 1 guideA story about my goatI'm sorry about my goat 27 November 2020 - Add a guideInvoluntary QAOoops, the game seems to have crashed. 16 January 2015 - 1 guideThe SavagePaint with all the colors of the wind 16 January 2015 - Add a guidePedestrianFind the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue 16 January 2015 - 1 guideGoatBuiltGet on top of the Parkour obstacle course 03 January 2015 - Add a guideLing Ling into battle goFight the turtles 03 January 2015 - 1 guideDisgustingWhy did you step in that? Yuck 03 January 2015 - 1 guideGoats 'n' StuffHold your own concert 03 January 2015 - 1 guideDodge ThisMake sure the Hillbilly never drives again. 25 December 2014 - 1 guideBoulder of DeathHit the party with the Boulder of Death. 25 December 2014 - 1 guideGoat of the hillEverything the light touches is your kingdom. 25 December 2014 - 1 guideDemogoatHave 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time 25 December 2014 - 1 guideGoat QueenBecome the Queen of Goat Ville 25 December 2014 - 2 guidesFINALLYBecome the master of the goat tower. 25 December 2014 - 1 guideMaximum MLG Big PlaysKnock a bucket into a person 25 December 2014 - 1 guideDevil GoatWe are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell. 24 December 2014 - 1 guideMile High ClubLick the Hanging Glider. 24 December 2014 - 1 guideStand by for GoatfallFinish all wallrun quest 24 December 2014 - Add a guideWhat is its purpose?Thrash the Goathenge 24 December 2014 - 1 guideAlexander GoatstafssonWin the title bout! 24 December 2014 - 1 guideAngel GoatDo no evil. 24 December 2014 - 1 guideLOEK masterFind the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue 24 December 2014 - 1 guideThe FlapmasterScore 10 points in Flappy Goat. Locked - 1 guideTry HardFind all the trophies in Goat Ville! Locked - Add a guideFlip-KickKick something in the air while doing a backflip Locked - 1 guidePowerhoof SMASHKick a person into a car Locked - 1 guideTony GoatFinish all manual quests Locked - Add a guideDon't Panicsrsly Locked - 1 guideColumbian Sugar LordRide the boat while on a sugar rush Locked - 1 guideBuilder GoatFind all the blocks Locked - 1 guideHat SimulatorBuy all hats Locked - 1 guideOne BallRide a bike for 60 sec Locked - 1 guideNeckbeardSmell and look like one Locked - 1 guideI freaking love goatsFind all the trophies in Goat City Bay. Locked - Add a guideIs that a goat?Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached Locked - Add a guideSteamWorld GoatGet to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat. Locked - Add a guideValkyrieGo on the catapult with a rider on your back Locked - Add a guideI am BreadAre you bread? Locked - 1 guide Add-on GoatZ 379 160 16 3.132,508855 (34%)4-5h The goa'th amendmentCraft all the weapons in one game Locked - Add a guideSurvivalistCraft all items in one game Locked - 1 guideSurvive for your lifeSurvive 10 days Locked - Add a guideShattered dreamsCrystallize and break 30 zombies in one game Locked - Add a guideZombie slayerKill 20 zombies in one game Locked - Add a guideDon't starveEat 50 food items in one game Locked - Add a guideHang tightParaglide in the air for 1 minute Locked - 1 guideToo much funKill 7 zombies with one minifun Locked - Add a guideGoat from aboveHit 5 zombies in one bullet dive Locked - Add a guideLook at it go!Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb Locked - Add a guideI Am GoatPlay GoatSimSim for 5 minutes Locked - Add a guideBig in japanBeat the whiplash course without getting wet Locked - Add a guideMasterchefMake the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible Locked - Add a guideA new challenger has appearedClear 25 survival quests in one game Locked - 1 guideWarm bathUse the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool Locked - Add a guideHoarderFind all the trophies in GoatZ Locked - 1 guide Add-on PAYDAY 375 180 18 3.601,592967 (61%)2-3h The Big ScoreFind all the trophies on the Payday Level. Locked - Add a guideWhat’s the count?Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table. Locked - Add a guideRetirementJust finish that one LAST job. Locked - Add a guideRocket LeagueShow off your vehicle air control skills in the desert. Locked - Add a guideLe Voyage Dans la Lune.A Trip to the Moon. Locked - Add a guideItsamee!Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky. Locked - Add a guideSuppress the SuppressorThrow 5 police officers into prison. Locked - 1 guidePlentiful masqueradeWear 30 masks at once. Locked - Add a guideThe Song of my PeopleListen to the whole pan flute song. Locked - Add a guideBounce it!Enable the hydraulic cars. Locked - Add a guideThe Cow WhispererCharm a cow using Valentino Salami. Locked - Add a guideYou raise me up!Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building. Locked - Add a guideFifty Shades of NPCHogtie 50 NPCs. Locked - Add a guideCamel CavalrySpray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta. Locked - 1 guideGoatipedeLick all crew members together to form a Goatipede. Locked - 1 guideGoatfellasGather the crew for some drive-in movies. Locked - Add a guideDastardlyPlace a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks. Locked - Add a guideGoat Theft AutoHeadbutt someone out of their car, then run them over! Locked - Add a guide Add-on Waste of Space 474 210 21 2.901,563800 (51%)3-4h Use the sword, goatPickup a photon sword as father or good goat. Locked - Add a guideBe not afreightDestroy all freighters. Locked - Add a guideRuler of the seven skiesBlow up all pirate ships. Locked - Add a guideBacon marauderShoot down 30 police ships. Locked - Add a guideMiner inconvenienceDestroy 100 asteroids. Locked - Add a guideWhat came first? The alien or the egg?Headbutt all alien eggs. Locked - Add a guideThe puke machineComplete centrifuge event. Locked - Add a guideSweet collection!Find 10 trophies. Locked - Add a guideWow is that a limited edition?Find 20 trophies. Locked - Add a guideNERD!Find all trophies in Space. Locked - Add a guideGather $1000000I wanna be a baahlionaire. Locked - Add a guideCaptain industryMine 10 pieces of channitatium. Locked - Add a guideMy little bronyFind all the pony horses. Locked - Add a guideTestaholicComplete test chambers. Locked - Add a guideIt's working... IT'S WORKING!Run wild with the podracer. Locked - Add a guideFund this!Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair. Locked - Add a guidesplishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimeyVisit the badehaus. Locked - Add a guideReady for the grillWrap a garl'eek in tinfoil. Locked - Add a guideThe world is your canvasTag 10 walls. Locked - Add a guideSpend money to make moneyPut a money crate in the mining shredder. Locked - Add a guideThat's FedorableWear 30 things as a hat at the same time. Locked - Add a guide Update Goat MMO Simulator 645 240 24 3.728,043984 (12%)4-5h Not again...Get deviously trapped again 11 March 2021 - 1 guideJörgenJörgen. 30 November 2020 - 1 guideSteal the showDo a card trick at the magician 30 November 2020 - 1 guideOne man, two shots and a religionInflate that guy's knee 30 November 2020 - 1 guideOld GoatOMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS? 30 November 2020 - 1 guideBoat rideEnjoy your trip 27 November 2020 - 1 guideMalleus MaleficarumBurn them! 27 November 2020 - 1 guideJousting GoatUnlock the jousting mutator 27 November 2020 - 1 guideButthurtDo a lot of hurt. With your butt. 27 November 2020 - 1 guideVoluntary QATrash the server room 16 January 2015 - 1 guideSteve's QuestGive Steve Works the apples 16 January 2015 - 1 guideBetter than Warlords of DredmorReach level 101 Locked - 1 guideSällskapsresanVisit all zones on the MMO level Locked - Add a guideBFFLick a friend Locked - 2 guidesMermaid GoatUnlock the mermaid mutator Locked - 1 guideWheel GoatUnlock the wheel of time mutator Locked - 1 guideExcaliGoatUnlock the ExcaliGoat mutator Locked - 1 guideGravity GoatUnlock the gravity goat mutator Locked - 1 guideMusic Non StopJump on the launchpad Locked - Add a guideElfstreet BoysBaa with the choir Locked - 1 guideAn Unnecessary JourneyThrow the dwarf Bilbo into the lava Locked - 1 guideGoatta catch 'em all!How do you catch goats? Locked - Add a guideLove or Hate?Find all the trophies on the MMO Level. Locked - Add a guideThe Icelandic ExperienceIt never erupts when you want it to. Locked - Add a guide