Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Smell and look like one
Buy all hats
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Are you bread?
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Finish all manual quests
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Find all the blocks
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
srsly
Hold your own concert
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Burn people from afar
Hit The jackpot.
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
I'm sorry about my goat
Kick a person into a car
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Wield an axe with your tongue
Knock a bucket into a person
Finish all wallrun quest
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Travel to space!
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Do no evil.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Become the master of the goat tower.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Thrash the Goathenge
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Win the title bout!
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Craft all items in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Survive 10 days
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Find all the pony horses.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Complete test chambers.
Visit the badehaus.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Tag 10 walls.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Complete centrifuge event.
Run wild with the podracer.
Lick a friend
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Reach level 101
How do you catch goats?
Jump on the launchpad
Baa with the choir
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Get deviously trapped again
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Jörgen.
Burn them!
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Trash the server room
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlock the jousting mutator
Inflate that guy's knee
Enjoy your trip
Give Steve Works the apples