Goat Simulator Achievements Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 5-6 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.Filter Achievement View View Image viewList view Sort by Won first then by TrueSteamAchievement desc TrueSteamAchievement asc Achievement name desc Achievement name asc TSA Ratio desc TSA Ratio asc Gamers desc Gamers asc Steam order Date won desc Date won asc DLC Packs Group DLC packs together in list DLC Filter AllOwnedNone Flag Filter All None 19 Offline Mode 1 Online Mode 108 Online/Offline 127 Single Player 109 Cooperative 40 Collectable 5 Cumulative + 1 Cumulative - 2 Shop 1 Time/Date Link flagsOR joinAND join Achievements without these flags What are achievement flags? Click to find outApply AllWonNot won Base Base Game (Excludes DLC) 949 48 3.4417,2351,037 (6%)5-6h I freaking love goatsFind all the trophies in Goat City Bay. 26 June 2016 - Add a guideTony GoatFinish all manual quests 26 June 2016 - Add a guideFlip-KickKick something in the air while doing a backflip 26 June 2016 - 1 guideTry HardFind all the trophies in Goat Ville! 26 June 2016 - Add a guideThe FlapmasterScore 10 points in Flappy Goat. 26 June 2016 - 1 guideI can't believe that workedDo 10 front flips in one trick. 26 June 2016 - 1 guideMattress MadnessBounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds. 26 June 2016 - 1 guideI am BreadAre you bread? 26 June 2016 - 1 guideAround the World on 5 TrampolinesVisit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once. 26 June 2016 - 1 guideInvoluntary QAOoops, the game seems to have crashed. 25 June 2016 - 1 guideHere's Johnny!Wield an axe with your tongue 20 August 2015 - 1 guideSteamWorld GoatGet to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat. 14 August 2015 - Add a guideGoatBuiltGet on top of the Parkour obstacle course 14 August 2015 - Add a guideValkyrieGo on the catapult with a rider on your back 14 August 2015 - Add a guideThe mage's favouriteBurn people from afar 14 August 2015 - 1 guideNeckbeardSmell and look like one 14 August 2015 - 1 guideOne BallRide a bike for 60 sec 14 August 2015 - 1 guideHat SimulatorBuy all hats 13 August 2015 - 1 guideColumbian Sugar LordRide the boat while on a sugar rush 13 August 2015 - 1 guideDon't Panicsrsly 13 August 2015 - 1 guideBuilder GoatFind all the blocks 13 August 2015 - 1 guideThe SavagePaint with all the colors of the wind 13 August 2015 - Add a guideLing Ling into battle goFight the turtles 13 August 2015 - 1 guideDisgustingWhy did you step in that? Yuck 13 August 2015 - 1 guideIs that a goat?Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached 13 August 2015 - Add a guideA story about my goatI'm sorry about my goat 13 August 2015 - Add a guideVegas, baby!Hit The jackpot. 13 August 2015 - 1 guideGoats 'n' StuffHold your own concert 13 August 2015 - 1 guideA Story about my elevatorGet up on the skyscraper without using the elevator 13 August 2015 - 1 guidePowerhoof SMASHKick a person into a car 13 August 2015 - 1 guideGoat of the hillEverything the light touches is your kingdom. 13 August 2015 - 1 guideDevil GoatWe are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell. 13 August 2015 - 1 guideRymdskepp i RymdenTravel to space! 13 August 2015 - 1 guideMile High ClubLick the Hanging Glider. 13 August 2015 - 1 guideTrying to bring forth Sanctum 3?Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items. 13 August 2015 - Add a guidePedestrianFind the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue 13 August 2015 - 1 guideCardio kills your gainsDrag a person into the treadmill with your tongue. 13 August 2015 - 1 guideMaximum MLG Big PlaysKnock a bucket into a person 13 August 2015 - 1 guideDodge ThisMake sure the Hillbilly never drives again. 13 August 2015 - 1 guideBoulder of DeathHit the party with the Boulder of Death. 13 August 2015 - 1 guideAngel GoatDo no evil. 13 August 2015 - 1 guideGoat QueenBecome the Queen of Goat Ville 20 June 2015 - 2 guidesFINALLYBecome the master of the goat tower. 20 June 2015 - 1 guideWhat is its purpose?Thrash the Goathenge 20 June 2015 - 1 guideAlexander GoatstafssonWin the title bout! 20 June 2015 - 1 guideStand by for GoatfallFinish all wallrun quest 20 June 2015 - Add a guideLOEK masterFind the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue 20 June 2015 - 1 guideDemogoatHave 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time 20 June 2015 - 1 guide Add-on GoatZ 379 160 16 3.132,508855 (34%)4-5h HoarderFind all the trophies in GoatZ 02 July 2016 - 1 guideA new challenger has appearedClear 25 survival quests in one game 02 July 2016 - 1 guideSurvivalistCraft all items in one game 02 July 2016 - 1 guideThe goa'th amendmentCraft all the weapons in one game 02 July 2016 - Add a guideSurvive for your lifeSurvive 10 days 02 July 2016 - Add a guideDon't starveEat 50 food items in one game 02 July 2016 - Add a guideShattered dreamsCrystallize and break 30 zombies in one game 02 July 2016 - Add a guideZombie slayerKill 20 zombies in one game 02 July 2016 - Add a guideGoat from aboveHit 5 zombies in one bullet dive 27 June 2016 - Add a guideLook at it go!Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb 27 June 2016 - Add a guideBig in japanBeat the whiplash course without getting wet 27 June 2016 - Add a guideWarm bathUse the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool 27 June 2016 - Add a guideHang tightParaglide in the air for 1 minute 26 June 2016 - 1 guideMasterchefMake the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible 26 June 2016 - Add a guideI Am GoatPlay GoatSimSim for 5 minutes 26 June 2016 - Add a guideToo much funKill 7 zombies with one minifun 18 November 2015 - Add a guide Add-on PAYDAY 375 180 18 3.601,592967 (61%)2-3h Le Voyage Dans la Lune.A Trip to the Moon. 02 July 2016 - Add a guideRetirementJust finish that one LAST job. 02 July 2016 - Add a guideFifty Shades of NPCHogtie 50 NPCs. 02 July 2016 - Add a guideDastardlyPlace a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks. 02 July 2016 - Add a guidePlentiful masqueradeWear 30 masks at once. 02 July 2016 - Add a guideSuppress the SuppressorThrow 5 police officers into prison. 02 July 2016 - 1 guideThe Song of my PeopleListen to the whole pan flute song. 02 July 2016 - Add a guideItsamee!Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky. 02 July 2016 - Add a guideRocket LeagueShow off your vehicle air control skills in the desert. 02 July 2016 - Add a guideGoat Theft AutoHeadbutt someone out of their car, then run them over! 02 July 2016 - Add a guideGoatfellasGather the crew for some drive-in movies. 02 July 2016 - Add a guideBounce it!Enable the hydraulic cars. 29 June 2016 - Add a guideCamel CavalrySpray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta. 29 June 2016 - 1 guideWhat’s the count?Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table. 29 June 2016 - Add a guideGoatipedeLick all crew members together to form a Goatipede. 29 June 2016 - 1 guideThe Big ScoreFind all the trophies on the Payday Level. 29 June 2016 - Add a guideThe Cow WhispererCharm a cow using Valentino Salami. 29 June 2016 - Add a guideYou raise me up!Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building. 29 June 2016 - Add a guide Add-on Waste of Space 474 210 21 2.901,563800 (51%)3-4h NERD!Find all trophies in Space. 26 June 2016 - Add a guideTestaholicComplete test chambers. 26 June 2016 - Add a guideWow is that a limited edition?Find 20 trophies. 26 June 2016 - Add a guidesplishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimeyVisit the badehaus. 26 June 2016 - Add a guideSpend money to make moneyPut a money crate in the mining shredder. 26 June 2016 - Add a guideMy little bronyFind all the pony horses. 26 June 2016 - Add a guideThat's FedorableWear 30 things as a hat at the same time. 26 June 2016 - Add a guideReady for the grillWrap a garl'eek in tinfoil. 25 June 2016 - Add a guideThe world is your canvasTag 10 walls. 25 June 2016 - Add a guideThe puke machineComplete centrifuge event. 25 June 2016 - Add a guideMiner inconvenienceDestroy 100 asteroids. 25 June 2016 - Add a guideRuler of the seven skiesBlow up all pirate ships. 25 June 2016 - Add a guideBe not afreightDestroy all freighters. 25 June 2016 - Add a guideBacon marauderShoot down 30 police ships. 25 June 2016 - Add a guideSweet collection!Find 10 trophies. 25 June 2016 - Add a guideWhat came first? The alien or the egg?Headbutt all alien eggs. 25 June 2016 - Add a guideGather $1000000I wanna be a baahlionaire. 25 June 2016 - Add a guideFund this!Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair. 25 June 2016 - Add a guideUse the sword, goatPickup a photon sword as father or good goat. 25 June 2016 - Add a guideIt's working... IT'S WORKING!Run wild with the podracer. 25 June 2016 - Add a guideCaptain industryMine 10 pieces of channitatium. 24 June 2016 - Add a guide Update Goat MMO Simulator 645 240 24 3.728,043984 (12%)4-5h BFFLick a friend 02 July 2016 - 2 guidesBetter than Warlords of DredmorReach level 101 26 June 2016 - 1 guideMusic Non StopJump on the launchpad 26 June 2016 - Add a guideMermaid GoatUnlock the mermaid mutator 26 June 2016 - 1 guideGoatta catch 'em all!How do you catch goats? 26 June 2016 - Add a guideLove or Hate?Find all the trophies on the MMO Level. 22 August 2015 - Add a guideSällskapsresanVisit all zones on the MMO level 22 August 2015 - Add a guideOld GoatOMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS? 22 August 2015 - 1 guideAn Unnecessary JourneyThrow the dwarf Bilbo into the lava 22 August 2015 - 1 guideThe Icelandic ExperienceIt never erupts when you want it to. 22 August 2015 - Add a guideWheel GoatUnlock the wheel of time mutator 22 August 2015 - 1 guideButthurtDo a lot of hurt. With your butt. 22 August 2015 - 1 guideSteal the showDo a card trick at the magician 20 August 2015 - 1 guideOne man, two shots and a religionInflate that guy's knee 20 August 2015 - 1 guideNot again...Get deviously trapped again 20 August 2015 - 1 guideGravity GoatUnlock the gravity goat mutator 20 August 2015 - 1 guideExcaliGoatUnlock the ExcaliGoat mutator 20 August 2015 - 1 guideElfstreet BoysBaa with the choir 20 August 2015 - 1 guideVoluntary QATrash the server room 20 August 2015 - 1 guideSteve's QuestGive Steve Works the apples 20 August 2015 - 1 guideJousting GoatUnlock the jousting mutator 20 August 2015 - 1 guideJörgenJörgen. 20 August 2015 - 1 guideMalleus MaleficarumBurn them! 20 August 2015 - 1 guideBoat rideEnjoy your trip 20 August 2015 - 1 guide