Goat Simulator Achievements Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 5-6 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.Filter Achievement View View Image viewList view Sort by Won first then by TrueSteamAchievement desc TrueSteamAchievement asc Achievement name desc Achievement name asc TSA Ratio desc TSA Ratio asc Gamers desc Gamers asc Steam order Date won desc Date won asc DLC Packs Group DLC packs together in list DLC Filter AllOwnedNone Flag Filter All None 19 Offline Mode 1 Online Mode 108 Online/Offline 127 Single Player 109 Cooperative 40 Collectable 5 Cumulative + 1 Cumulative - 2 Shop 1 Time/Date Link flagsOR joinAND join Achievements without these flags What are achievement flags? Click to find outApply AllWonNot won Base Base Game (Excludes DLC) 949 48 3.4417,2391,037 (6%)5-6h I am BreadAre you bread? 21 January 2016 - 1 guideThe SavagePaint with all the colors of the wind 21 January 2016 - Add a guideMattress MadnessBounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds. 21 January 2016 - 1 guideThe mage's favouriteBurn people from afar 21 January 2016 - 1 guideFlip-KickKick something in the air while doing a backflip 21 January 2016 - 1 guideAround the World on 5 TrampolinesVisit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once. 18 November 2015 - 1 guideHat SimulatorBuy all hats 18 November 2015 - 1 guideNeckbeardSmell and look like one 01 November 2015 - 1 guideValkyrieGo on the catapult with a rider on your back 01 November 2015 - Add a guideDon't Panicsrsly 01 November 2015 - 1 guideVegas, baby!Hit The jackpot. 01 November 2015 - 1 guidePowerhoof SMASHKick a person into a car 01 November 2015 - 1 guideColumbian Sugar LordRide the boat while on a sugar rush 01 November 2015 - 1 guideMile High ClubLick the Hanging Glider. 01 November 2015 - 1 guideTrying to bring forth Sanctum 3?Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items. 01 November 2015 - Add a guideI freaking love goatsFind all the trophies in Goat City Bay. 01 November 2015 - Add a guideGoatBuiltGet on top of the Parkour obstacle course 01 November 2015 - Add a guideTry HardFind all the trophies in Goat Ville! 01 November 2015 - Add a guideBuilder GoatFind all the blocks 31 October 2015 - 1 guideDodge ThisMake sure the Hillbilly never drives again. 31 October 2015 - 1 guideA Story about my elevatorGet up on the skyscraper without using the elevator 31 October 2015 - 1 guideRymdskepp i RymdenTravel to space! 31 October 2015 - 1 guideLing Ling into battle goFight the turtles 31 October 2015 - 1 guideDisgustingWhy did you step in that? Yuck 31 October 2015 - 1 guideGoat of the hillEverything the light touches is your kingdom. 30 October 2015 - 1 guideI can't believe that workedDo 10 front flips in one trick. 30 October 2015 - 1 guideInvoluntary QAOoops, the game seems to have crashed. 30 October 2015 - 1 guideThe FlapmasterScore 10 points in Flappy Goat. 30 October 2015 - 1 guideSteamWorld GoatGet to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat. 30 October 2015 - Add a guideHere's Johnny!Wield an axe with your tongue 30 October 2015 - 1 guideOne BallRide a bike for 60 sec 30 October 2015 - 1 guideIs that a goat?Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached 30 October 2015 - Add a guideGoats 'n' StuffHold your own concert 30 October 2015 - 1 guideLOEK masterFind the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue 30 October 2015 - 1 guideStand by for GoatfallFinish all wallrun quest 30 October 2015 - Add a guideTony GoatFinish all manual quests 30 October 2015 - Add a guideMaximum MLG Big PlaysKnock a bucket into a person 30 October 2015 - 1 guideDevil GoatWe are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell. 30 October 2015 - 1 guideAngel GoatDo no evil. 30 October 2015 - 1 guideWhat is its purpose?Thrash the Goathenge 30 October 2015 - 1 guideAlexander GoatstafssonWin the title bout! 30 October 2015 - 1 guidePedestrianFind the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue 30 October 2015 - 1 guideCardio kills your gainsDrag a person into the treadmill with your tongue. 30 October 2015 - 1 guideDemogoatHave 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time 30 October 2015 - 1 guideBoulder of DeathHit the party with the Boulder of Death. 30 October 2015 - 1 guideA story about my goatI'm sorry about my goat 30 October 2015 - Add a guideGoat QueenBecome the Queen of Goat Ville 30 October 2015 - 2 guidesFINALLYBecome the master of the goat tower. 30 October 2015 - 1 guide Add-on GoatZ 379 160 16 3.132,508855 (34%)4-5h HoarderFind all the trophies in GoatZ 24 January 2016 - 1 guideA new challenger has appearedClear 25 survival quests in one game 23 January 2016 - 1 guideMasterchefMake the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible 23 January 2016 - Add a guideThe goa'th amendmentCraft all the weapons in one game 23 January 2016 - Add a guideSurvivalistCraft all items in one game 23 January 2016 - 1 guideI Am GoatPlay GoatSimSim for 5 minutes 23 January 2016 - Add a guideBig in japanBeat the whiplash course without getting wet 23 January 2016 - Add a guideSurvive for your lifeSurvive 10 days 23 January 2016 - Add a guideWarm bathUse the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool 23 January 2016 - Add a guideShattered dreamsCrystallize and break 30 zombies in one game 21 January 2016 - Add a guideZombie slayerKill 20 zombies in one game 21 January 2016 - Add a guideToo much funKill 7 zombies with one minifun 21 January 2016 - Add a guideLook at it go!Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb 21 January 2016 - Add a guideGoat from aboveHit 5 zombies in one bullet dive 21 January 2016 - Add a guideDon't starveEat 50 food items in one game 16 January 2016 - Add a guideHang tightParaglide in the air for 1 minute 18 November 2015 - 1 guide Add-on PAYDAY 375 180 18 3.601,592967 (61%)2-3h The Big ScoreFind all the trophies on the Payday Level. 24 January 2016 - Add a guideFifty Shades of NPCHogtie 50 NPCs. 21 January 2016 - Add a guideBounce it!Enable the hydraulic cars. 21 January 2016 - Add a guideDastardlyPlace a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks. 21 January 2016 - Add a guideRocket LeagueShow off your vehicle air control skills in the desert. 19 January 2016 - Add a guideGoat Theft AutoHeadbutt someone out of their car, then run them over! 19 January 2016 - Add a guideCamel CavalrySpray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta. 19 January 2016 - 1 guideGoatfellasGather the crew for some drive-in movies. 19 January 2016 - Add a guideGoatipedeLick all crew members together to form a Goatipede. 19 January 2016 - 1 guidePlentiful masqueradeWear 30 masks at once. 19 January 2016 - Add a guideThe Cow WhispererCharm a cow using Valentino Salami. 19 January 2016 - Add a guideItsamee!Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky. 19 January 2016 - Add a guideThe Song of my PeopleListen to the whole pan flute song. 19 January 2016 - Add a guideYou raise me up!Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building. 16 January 2016 - Add a guideWhat’s the count?Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table. 16 January 2016 - Add a guideSuppress the SuppressorThrow 5 police officers into prison. 16 January 2016 - 1 guideLe Voyage Dans la Lune.A Trip to the Moon. 16 January 2016 - Add a guideRetirementJust finish that one LAST job. 16 January 2016 - Add a guide Add-on Waste of Space 474 210 21 2.901,563800 (51%)3-4h Ruler of the seven skiesBlow up all pirate ships. 02 June 2016 - Add a guideBe not afreightDestroy all freighters. 02 June 2016 - Add a guideBacon marauderShoot down 30 police ships. 02 June 2016 - Add a guideThat's FedorableWear 30 things as a hat at the same time. 02 June 2016 - Add a guideReady for the grillWrap a garl'eek in tinfoil. 02 June 2016 - Add a guideMy little bronyFind all the pony horses. 01 June 2016 - Add a guideUse the sword, goatPickup a photon sword as father or good goat. 01 June 2016 - Add a guideCaptain industryMine 10 pieces of channitatium. 01 June 2016 - Add a guideSpend money to make moneyPut a money crate in the mining shredder. 01 June 2016 - Add a guideThe world is your canvasTag 10 walls. 01 June 2016 - Add a guideNERD!Find all trophies in Space. 01 June 2016 - Add a guideTestaholicComplete test chambers. 01 June 2016 - Add a guidesplishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimeyVisit the badehaus. 01 June 2016 - Add a guideWow is that a limited edition?Find 20 trophies. 01 June 2016 - Add a guideSweet collection!Find 10 trophies. 01 June 2016 - Add a guideGather $1000000I wanna be a baahlionaire. 31 May 2016 - Add a guideFund this!Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair. 31 May 2016 - Add a guideMiner inconvenienceDestroy 100 asteroids. 30 May 2016 - Add a guideWhat came first? The alien or the egg?Headbutt all alien eggs. 30 May 2016 - Add a guideIt's working... IT'S WORKING!Run wild with the podracer. 27 May 2016 - Add a guideThe puke machineComplete centrifuge event. 27 May 2016 - Add a guide Update Goat MMO Simulator 645 240 24 3.728,043984 (12%)4-5h Love or Hate?Find all the trophies on the MMO Level. 23 January 2016 - Add a guideNot again...Get deviously trapped again 21 January 2016 - 1 guideAn Unnecessary JourneyThrow the dwarf Bilbo into the lava 21 January 2016 - 1 guideElfstreet BoysBaa with the choir 21 January 2016 - 1 guideBoat rideEnjoy your trip 21 January 2016 - 1 guideWheel GoatUnlock the wheel of time mutator 21 January 2016 - 1 guideSteal the showDo a card trick at the magician 21 January 2016 - 1 guideMusic Non StopJump on the launchpad 21 January 2016 - Add a guideButthurtDo a lot of hurt. With your butt. 21 January 2016 - 1 guideVoluntary QATrash the server room 21 January 2016 - 1 guideExcaliGoatUnlock the ExcaliGoat mutator 21 January 2016 - 1 guideSällskapsresanVisit all zones on the MMO level 21 January 2016 - Add a guideOne man, two shots and a religionInflate that guy's knee 21 January 2016 - 1 guideMermaid GoatUnlock the mermaid mutator 21 January 2016 - 1 guideJörgenJörgen. 21 January 2016 - 1 guideJousting GoatUnlock the jousting mutator 19 January 2016 - 1 guideMalleus MaleficarumBurn them! 19 January 2016 - 1 guideThe Icelandic ExperienceIt never erupts when you want it to. 19 January 2016 - Add a guideGravity GoatUnlock the gravity goat mutator 19 January 2016 - 1 guideOld GoatOMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS? 19 January 2016 - 1 guideGoatta catch 'em all!How do you catch goats? 01 November 2015 - Add a guideSteve's QuestGive Steve Works the apples 31 October 2015 - 1 guideBetter than Warlords of DredmorReach level 101 30 October 2015 - 1 guideBFFLick a friend 30 October 2015 - 2 guides