Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Buy all hats
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Burn people from afar
srsly
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Finish all manual quests
Find all the blocks
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Hit The jackpot.
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Kick a person into a car
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Knock a bucket into a person
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
I'm sorry about my goat
Smell and look like one
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Are you bread?
Travel to space!
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Wield an axe with your tongue
Do no evil.
Finish all wallrun quest
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Hold your own concert
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Craft all items in one game
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Eat 50 food items in one game
Survive 10 days
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Craft all the weapons in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Blow up all pirate ships.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Destroy all freighters.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Find all trophies in Space.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Find all the pony horses.
Find 20 trophies.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Find 10 trophies.
Visit the badehaus.
Tag 10 walls.
Complete test chambers.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Complete centrifuge event.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Run wild with the podracer.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Lick a friend
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Reach level 101
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
It never erupts when you want it to.
Do a card trick at the magician
Jump on the launchpad
Baa with the choir
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Trash the server room
Get deviously trapped again
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Inflate that guy's knee
Enjoy your trip
Burn them!
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Jörgen.
Unlock the jousting mutator
How do you catch goats?
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Give Steve Works the apples