Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Smell and look like one
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Buy all hats
Find all the blocks
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Finish all manual quests
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Hit The jackpot.
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Travel to space!
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Burn people from afar
Finish all wallrun quest
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Fight the turtles
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Knock a bucket into a person
Kick a person into a car
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Wield an axe with your tongue
Hold your own concert
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
I'm sorry about my goat
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
srsly
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Win the title bout!
Thrash the Goathenge
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Become the master of the goat tower.
Do no evil.
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Craft all the weapons in one game
Craft all items in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Survive 10 days
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
A Trip to the Moon.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Find 10 trophies.
Find 20 trophies.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find all the pony horses.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Complete test chambers.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Run wild with the podracer.
Visit the badehaus.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Complete centrifuge event.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Tag 10 walls.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Reach level 101
How do you catch goats?
It never erupts when you want it to.
Trash the server room
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Jörgen.
Do a card trick at the magician
Get deviously trapped again
Enjoy your trip
Burn them!
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Baa with the choir
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Jump on the launchpad
Lick a friend
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Inflate that guy's knee
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Give Steve Works the apples
Unlock the jousting mutator