Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Smell and look like one
Buy all hats
Finish all manual quests
Paint with all the colors of the wind
srsly
Hit The jackpot.
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Wield an axe with your tongue
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Find all the blocks
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Kick a person into a car
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
I'm sorry about my goat
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Burn people from afar
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Travel to space!
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Win the title bout!
Thrash the Goathenge
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Finish all wallrun quest
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Do no evil.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Knock a bucket into a person
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Craft all items in one game
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Survive 10 days
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Eat 50 food items in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Craft all the weapons in one game
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
A Trip to the Moon.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Complete centrifuge event.
Find all the pony horses.
Run wild with the podracer.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Visit the badehaus.
Tag 10 walls.
Find 10 trophies.
Complete test chambers.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Lick a friend
Inflate that guy's knee
Reach level 101
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Baa with the choir
Trash the server room
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Get deviously trapped again
Visit all zones on the MMO level
It never erupts when you want it to.
Jörgen.
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the mermaid mutator
How do you catch goats?
Enjoy your trip
Burn them!
Give Steve Works the apples
Unlock the jousting mutator
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.