Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Smell and look like one
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Kick a person into a car
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
srsly
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Hit The jackpot.
Burn people from afar
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Wield an axe with your tongue
Travel to space!
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Knock a bucket into a person
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
I'm sorry about my goat
Buy all hats
Find all the blocks
Hold your own concert
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Are you bread?
Finish all wallrun quest
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Finish all manual quests
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Do no evil.
Win the title bout!
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Thrash the Goathenge
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Craft all items in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Survive 10 days
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Craft all the weapons in one game
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
A Trip to the Moon.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Destroy all freighters.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Tag 10 walls.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Visit the badehaus.
Find all the pony horses.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Complete centrifuge event.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Complete test chambers.
Run wild with the podracer.
Lick a friend
Reach level 101
Trash the server room
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Do a card trick at the magician
Jump on the launchpad
Baa with the choir
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Burn them!
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the mermaid mutator
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Give Steve Works the apples
Jörgen.
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Inflate that guy's knee
Unlock the jousting mutator
Enjoy your trip
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