Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Kick a person into a car
Are you bread?
Wield an axe with your tongue
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Burn people from afar
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Buy all hats
Smell and look like one
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Hit The jackpot.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Find all the blocks
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
I'm sorry about my goat
Hold your own concert
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Travel to space!
Finish all manual quests
Knock a bucket into a person
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Do no evil.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Finish all wallrun quest
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Craft all items in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Survive 10 days
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Craft all the weapons in one game
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Wear 30 masks at once.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Tag 10 walls.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Visit the badehaus.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Find all the pony horses.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Complete centrifuge event.
Find 10 trophies.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Complete test chambers.
Run wild with the podracer.
Lick a friend
Jump on the launchpad
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Do a card trick at the magician
How do you catch goats?
Enjoy your trip
Reach level 101
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
It never erupts when you want it to.
Baa with the choir
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlock the jousting mutator
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Trash the server room
Get deviously trapped again
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Burn them!
Inflate that guy's knee
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Jörgen.
Give Steve Works the apples