Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Burn people from afar
Finish all manual quests
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Buy all hats
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Smell and look like one
Find all the blocks
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Hit The jackpot.
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Hold your own concert
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Kick a person into a car
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
I'm sorry about my goat
Wield an axe with your tongue
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Knock a bucket into a person
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Travel to space!
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Win the title bout!
Finish all wallrun quest
Do no evil.
Thrash the Goathenge
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Craft all items in one game
Survive 10 days
Eat 50 food items in one game
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Find all the pony horses.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Tag 10 walls.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Find all trophies in Space.
Complete test chambers.
Visit the badehaus.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Run wild with the podracer.
Complete centrifuge event.
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Reach level 101
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Trash the server room
Inflate that guy's knee
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Baa with the choir
Jörgen.
Enjoy your trip
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Jump on the launchpad
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Get deviously trapped again
Burn them!
Do a card trick at the magician
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
How do you catch goats?
Lick a friend
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.