Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
srsly
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Find all the blocks
Finish all wallrun quest
Buy all hats
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Hit The jackpot.
Burn people from afar
Smell and look like one
Wield an axe with your tongue
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Finish all manual quests
Hold your own concert
Kick a person into a car
Knock a bucket into a person
I'm sorry about my goat
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Do no evil.
Travel to space!
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Win the title bout!
Thrash the Goathenge
Become the master of the goat tower.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Craft all items in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Survive 10 days
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Craft all the weapons in one game
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Tag 10 walls.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Visit the badehaus.
Complete centrifuge event.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Find all the pony horses.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Run wild with the podracer.
Complete test chambers.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
It never erupts when you want it to.
Baa with the choir
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Lick a friend
Reach level 101
How do you catch goats?
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Trash the server room
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Burn them!
Inflate that guy's knee
Do a card trick at the magician
Get deviously trapped again
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Jörgen.
Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Enjoy your trip
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Give Steve Works the apples