Goat Simulator Achievements Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 5-6 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.Filter Achievement View View Image viewList view Sort by Won first then by TrueSteamAchievement desc TrueSteamAchievement asc Achievement name desc Achievement name asc TSA Ratio desc TSA Ratio asc Gamers desc Gamers asc Steam order Date won desc Date won asc DLC Packs Group DLC packs together in list DLC Filter AllOwnedNone Flag Filter All None 19 Offline Mode 1 Online Mode 108 Online/Offline 127 Single Player 109 Cooperative 40 Collectable 5 Cumulative + 1 Cumulative - 2 Shop 1 Time/Date Link flagsOR joinAND join Achievements without these flags What are achievement flags? Click to find outApply AllWonNot won Base Base Game (Excludes DLC) 949 48 3.4417,2391,037 (6%)5-6h I am BreadAre you bread? 27 October 2016 - 1 guideValkyrieGo on the catapult with a rider on your back 19 August 2016 - Add a guideSteamWorld GoatGet to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat. 19 August 2016 - Add a guideI freaking love goatsFind all the trophies in Goat City Bay. 18 August 2016 - Add a guideHat SimulatorBuy all hats 18 August 2016 - 1 guideA story about my goatI'm sorry about my goat 17 August 2016 - Add a guideVegas, baby!Hit The jackpot. 17 August 2016 - 1 guideNeckbeardSmell and look like one 17 August 2016 - 1 guideGoatBuiltGet on top of the Parkour obstacle course 17 August 2016 - Add a guideIs that a goat?Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached 17 August 2016 - Add a guideBuilder GoatFind all the blocks 17 August 2016 - 1 guideColumbian Sugar LordRide the boat while on a sugar rush 17 August 2016 - 1 guideDon't Panicsrsly 17 August 2016 - 1 guideThe SavagePaint with all the colors of the wind 17 August 2016 - Add a guideTry HardFind all the trophies in Goat Ville! 17 August 2016 - Add a guideTony GoatFinish all manual quests 12 August 2016 - Add a guideThe mage's favouriteBurn people from afar 12 August 2016 - 1 guideHere's Johnny!Wield an axe with your tongue 12 August 2016 - 1 guidePowerhoof SMASHKick a person into a car 12 August 2016 - 1 guideFlip-KickKick something in the air while doing a backflip 12 August 2016 - 1 guideMattress MadnessBounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds. 12 August 2016 - 1 guideInvoluntary QAOoops, the game seems to have crashed. 12 August 2016 - 1 guideAround the World on 5 TrampolinesVisit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once. 12 August 2016 - 1 guideLing Ling into battle goFight the turtles 21 June 2015 - 1 guideDisgustingWhy did you step in that? Yuck 21 June 2015 - 1 guideGoats 'n' StuffHold your own concert 21 June 2015 - 1 guideA Story about my elevatorGet up on the skyscraper without using the elevator 21 June 2015 - 1 guideGoat of the hillEverything the light touches is your kingdom. 21 June 2015 - 1 guideOne BallRide a bike for 60 sec 21 June 2015 - 1 guideTrying to bring forth Sanctum 3?Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items. 21 June 2015 - Add a guideMile High ClubLick the Hanging Glider. 21 June 2015 - 1 guideStand by for GoatfallFinish all wallrun quest 21 June 2015 - Add a guideRymdskepp i RymdenTravel to space! 21 June 2015 - 1 guideI can't believe that workedDo 10 front flips in one trick. 21 June 2015 - 1 guideDodge ThisMake sure the Hillbilly never drives again. 21 June 2015 - 1 guidePedestrianFind the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue 21 June 2015 - 1 guideMaximum MLG Big PlaysKnock a bucket into a person 21 June 2015 - 1 guideDevil GoatWe are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell. 21 June 2015 - 1 guideBoulder of DeathHit the party with the Boulder of Death. 21 June 2015 - 1 guideDemogoatHave 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time 21 June 2015 - 1 guideThe FlapmasterScore 10 points in Flappy Goat. 21 June 2015 - 1 guideWhat is its purpose?Thrash the Goathenge 21 June 2015 - 1 guideAlexander GoatstafssonWin the title bout! 21 June 2015 - 1 guideLOEK masterFind the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue 21 June 2015 - 1 guideAngel GoatDo no evil. 21 June 2015 - 1 guideCardio kills your gainsDrag a person into the treadmill with your tongue. 21 June 2015 - 1 guideGoat QueenBecome the Queen of Goat Ville 21 June 2015 - 2 guidesFINALLYBecome the master of the goat tower. 21 June 2015 - 1 guide Add-on GoatZ 379 160 16 3.132,508855 (34%)4-5h HoarderFind all the trophies in GoatZ 27 October 2016 - 1 guideWarm bathUse the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool 27 October 2016 - Add a guideDon't starveEat 50 food items in one game 27 October 2016 - Add a guideShattered dreamsCrystallize and break 30 zombies in one game 27 October 2016 - Add a guideHang tightParaglide in the air for 1 minute 27 October 2016 - 1 guideToo much funKill 7 zombies with one minifun 25 October 2016 - Add a guideMasterchefMake the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible 25 October 2016 - Add a guideBig in japanBeat the whiplash course without getting wet 24 October 2016 - Add a guideSurvivalistCraft all items in one game 24 October 2016 - 1 guideA new challenger has appearedClear 25 survival quests in one game 24 October 2016 - 1 guideSurvive for your lifeSurvive 10 days 24 October 2016 - Add a guideGoat from aboveHit 5 zombies in one bullet dive 24 October 2016 - Add a guideLook at it go!Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb 24 October 2016 - Add a guideI Am GoatPlay GoatSimSim for 5 minutes 24 October 2016 - Add a guideZombie slayerKill 20 zombies in one game 24 October 2016 - Add a guideThe goa'th amendmentCraft all the weapons in one game 17 October 2016 - Add a guide Add-on PAYDAY 375 180 18 3.601,592967 (61%)2-3h Fifty Shades of NPCHogtie 50 NPCs. 24 October 2016 - Add a guideDastardlyPlace a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks. 24 October 2016 - Add a guideThe Big ScoreFind all the trophies on the Payday Level. 24 October 2016 - Add a guideThe Song of my PeopleListen to the whole pan flute song. 24 October 2016 - Add a guideSuppress the SuppressorThrow 5 police officers into prison. 24 October 2016 - 1 guidePlentiful masqueradeWear 30 masks at once. 24 October 2016 - Add a guideItsamee!Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky. 24 October 2016 - Add a guideWhat’s the count?Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table. 24 October 2016 - Add a guideRocket LeagueShow off your vehicle air control skills in the desert. 24 October 2016 - Add a guideLe Voyage Dans la Lune.A Trip to the Moon. 24 October 2016 - Add a guideRetirementJust finish that one LAST job. 24 October 2016 - Add a guideGoat Theft AutoHeadbutt someone out of their car, then run them over! 24 October 2016 - Add a guideGoatfellasGather the crew for some drive-in movies. 24 October 2016 - Add a guideBounce it!Enable the hydraulic cars. 24 October 2016 - Add a guideGoatipedeLick all crew members together to form a Goatipede. 24 October 2016 - 1 guideCamel CavalrySpray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta. 24 October 2016 - 1 guideThe Cow WhispererCharm a cow using Valentino Salami. 24 October 2016 - Add a guideYou raise me up!Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building. 24 October 2016 - Add a guide Add-on Waste of Space 474 210 21 2.901,563800 (51%)3-4h NERD!Find all trophies in Space. 28 October 2016 - Add a guideWow is that a limited edition?Find 20 trophies. 27 October 2016 - Add a guideMiner inconvenienceDestroy 100 asteroids. 25 October 2016 - Add a guideBacon marauderShoot down 30 police ships. 25 October 2016 - Add a guideBe not afreightDestroy all freighters. 25 October 2016 - Add a guideRuler of the seven skiesBlow up all pirate ships. 14 October 2016 - Add a guideThat's FedorableWear 30 things as a hat at the same time. 14 October 2016 - Add a guideThe world is your canvasTag 10 walls. 14 October 2016 - Add a guideReady for the grillWrap a garl'eek in tinfoil. 14 October 2016 - Add a guidesplishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimeyVisit the badehaus. 14 October 2016 - Add a guideMy little bronyFind all the pony horses. 13 October 2016 - Add a guideTestaholicComplete test chambers. 13 October 2016 - Add a guideIt's working... IT'S WORKING!Run wild with the podracer. 13 October 2016 - Add a guideSpend money to make moneyPut a money crate in the mining shredder. 13 October 2016 - Add a guideThe puke machineComplete centrifuge event. 13 October 2016 - Add a guideWhat came first? The alien or the egg?Headbutt all alien eggs. 13 October 2016 - Add a guideUse the sword, goatPickup a photon sword as father or good goat. 13 October 2016 - Add a guideGather $1000000I wanna be a baahlionaire. 13 October 2016 - Add a guideFund this!Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair. 13 October 2016 - Add a guideSweet collection!Find 10 trophies. 13 October 2016 - Add a guideCaptain industryMine 10 pieces of channitatium. 13 October 2016 - Add a guide Update Goat MMO Simulator 645 240 24 3.728,043984 (12%)4-5h Love or Hate?Find all the trophies on the MMO Level. 28 October 2016 - Add a guideSällskapsresanVisit all zones on the MMO level 27 October 2016 - Add a guideThe Icelandic ExperienceIt never erupts when you want it to. 27 October 2016 - Add a guideElfstreet BoysBaa with the choir 27 October 2016 - 1 guideMusic Non StopJump on the launchpad 27 October 2016 - Add a guideVoluntary QATrash the server room 27 October 2016 - 1 guideExcaliGoatUnlock the ExcaliGoat mutator 27 October 2016 - 1 guideWheel GoatUnlock the wheel of time mutator 27 October 2016 - 1 guideAn Unnecessary JourneyThrow the dwarf Bilbo into the lava 27 October 2016 - 1 guideSteal the showDo a card trick at the magician 27 October 2016 - 1 guideBoat rideEnjoy your trip 27 October 2016 - 1 guideNot again...Get deviously trapped again 27 October 2016 - 1 guideJörgenJörgen. 27 October 2016 - 1 guideOne man, two shots and a religionInflate that guy's knee 27 October 2016 - 1 guideMalleus MaleficarumBurn them! 26 October 2016 - 1 guideMermaid GoatUnlock the mermaid mutator 26 October 2016 - 1 guideButthurtDo a lot of hurt. With your butt. 26 October 2016 - 1 guideBetter than Warlords of DredmorReach level 101 26 October 2016 - 1 guideJousting GoatUnlock the jousting mutator 25 October 2016 - 1 guideSteve's QuestGive Steve Works the apples 25 October 2016 - 1 guideGravity GoatUnlock the gravity goat mutator 25 October 2016 - 1 guideOld GoatOMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS? 25 October 2016 - 1 guideBFFLick a friend 13 October 2016 - 2 guidesGoatta catch 'em all!How do you catch goats? 18 August 2016 - Add a guide