Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Buy all hats
I'm sorry about my goat
Hit The jackpot.
Smell and look like one
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Find all the blocks
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Finish all manual quests
Burn people from afar
Wield an axe with your tongue
Kick a person into a car
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Finish all wallrun quest
Travel to space!
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Knock a bucket into a person
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Thrash the Goathenge
Win the title bout!
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Do no evil.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Eat 50 food items in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Craft all items in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Survive 10 days
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Tag 10 walls.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Visit the badehaus.
Find all the pony horses.
Complete test chambers.
Run wild with the podracer.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Complete centrifuge event.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Find 10 trophies.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Visit all zones on the MMO level
It never erupts when you want it to.
Baa with the choir
Jump on the launchpad
Trash the server room
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Do a card trick at the magician
Enjoy your trip
Get deviously trapped again
Jörgen.
Inflate that guy's knee
Burn them!
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Reach level 101
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Lick a friend
How do you catch goats?