Goat Simulator Achievements Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 5-6 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.Filter Achievement View View Image viewList view Sort by Won first then by TrueSteamAchievement desc TrueSteamAchievement asc Achievement name desc Achievement name asc TSA Ratio desc TSA Ratio asc Gamers desc Gamers asc Steam order Date won desc Date won asc DLC Packs Group DLC packs together in list DLC Filter AllOwnedNone Flag Filter All None 19 Offline Mode 1 Online Mode 108 Online/Offline 127 Single Player 109 Cooperative 40 Collectable 5 Cumulative + 1 Cumulative - 2 Shop 1 Time/Date Link flagsOR joinAND join Achievements without these flags What are achievement flags? Click to find outApply AllWonNot won Base Base Game (Excludes DLC) 949 48 3.4417,2321,037 (6%)5-6h I am BreadAre you bread? 14 January 2016 - 1 guideThe FlapmasterScore 10 points in Flappy Goat. 19 March 2015 - 1 guideI freaking love goatsFind all the trophies in Goat City Bay. 07 September 2014 - Add a guideMattress MadnessBounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds. 06 September 2014 - 1 guideFlip-KickKick something in the air while doing a backflip 06 September 2014 - 1 guideOne BallRide a bike for 60 sec 06 September 2014 - 1 guideTry HardFind all the trophies in Goat Ville! 06 September 2014 - Add a guideTony GoatFinish all manual quests 05 September 2014 - Add a guidePowerhoof SMASHKick a person into a car 05 September 2014 - 1 guideSteamWorld GoatGet to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat. 05 September 2014 - Add a guideValkyrieGo on the catapult with a rider on your back 05 September 2014 - Add a guideHat SimulatorBuy all hats 04 September 2014 - 1 guideNeckbeardSmell and look like one 04 September 2014 - 1 guideIs that a goat?Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached 04 September 2014 - Add a guideDon't Panicsrsly 04 September 2014 - 1 guideColumbian Sugar LordRide the boat while on a sugar rush 04 September 2014 - 1 guideThe mage's favouriteBurn people from afar 04 September 2014 - 1 guideBuilder GoatFind all the blocks 04 September 2014 - 1 guideThe SavagePaint with all the colors of the wind 04 September 2014 - Add a guideMile High ClubLick the Hanging Glider. 04 September 2014 - 1 guideAround the World on 5 TrampolinesVisit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once. 04 September 2014 - 1 guideGoat of the hillEverything the light touches is your kingdom. 04 September 2014 - 1 guideTrying to bring forth Sanctum 3?Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items. 04 September 2014 - Add a guideRymdskepp i RymdenTravel to space! 04 September 2014 - 1 guideA Story about my elevatorGet up on the skyscraper without using the elevator 03 September 2014 - 1 guideVegas, baby!Hit The jackpot. 03 September 2014 - 1 guideGoats 'n' StuffHold your own concert 03 September 2014 - 1 guideGoatBuiltGet on top of the Parkour obstacle course 03 September 2014 - Add a guideA story about my goatI'm sorry about my goat 03 September 2014 - Add a guideLing Ling into battle goFight the turtles 03 September 2014 - 1 guideDisgustingWhy did you step in that? Yuck 03 September 2014 - 1 guideAngel GoatDo no evil. 03 September 2014 - 1 guideInvoluntary QAOoops, the game seems to have crashed. 03 September 2014 - 1 guideI can't believe that workedDo 10 front flips in one trick. 03 September 2014 - 1 guideDemogoatHave 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time 03 September 2014 - 1 guideLOEK masterFind the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue 03 September 2014 - 1 guideStand by for GoatfallFinish all wallrun quest 03 September 2014 - Add a guideMaximum MLG Big PlaysKnock a bucket into a person 03 September 2014 - 1 guideHere's Johnny!Wield an axe with your tongue 03 September 2014 - 1 guideDodge ThisMake sure the Hillbilly never drives again. 03 September 2014 - 1 guidePedestrianFind the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue 03 September 2014 - 1 guideCardio kills your gainsDrag a person into the treadmill with your tongue. 03 September 2014 - 1 guideAlexander GoatstafssonWin the title bout! 03 September 2014 - 1 guideWhat is its purpose?Thrash the Goathenge 03 September 2014 - 1 guideDevil GoatWe are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell. 03 September 2014 - 1 guideBoulder of DeathHit the party with the Boulder of Death. 03 September 2014 - 1 guideGoat QueenBecome the Queen of Goat Ville 03 September 2014 - 2 guidesFINALLYBecome the master of the goat tower. 03 September 2014 - 1 guide Add-on GoatZ 379 160 16 3.132,507855 (34%)4-5h SurvivalistCraft all items in one game 27 April 2016 - 1 guideHoarderFind all the trophies in GoatZ 26 April 2016 - 1 guideGoat from aboveHit 5 zombies in one bullet dive 26 April 2016 - Add a guideHang tightParaglide in the air for 1 minute 26 April 2016 - 1 guideShattered dreamsCrystallize and break 30 zombies in one game 26 April 2016 - Add a guideA new challenger has appearedClear 25 survival quests in one game 26 April 2016 - 1 guideSurvive for your lifeSurvive 10 days 26 April 2016 - Add a guideZombie slayerKill 20 zombies in one game 26 April 2016 - Add a guideDon't starveEat 50 food items in one game 26 April 2016 - Add a guideThe goa'th amendmentCraft all the weapons in one game 26 April 2016 - Add a guideLook at it go!Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb 26 April 2016 - Add a guideMasterchefMake the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible 26 April 2016 - Add a guideWarm bathUse the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool 26 April 2016 - Add a guideBig in japanBeat the whiplash course without getting wet 26 April 2016 - Add a guideI Am GoatPlay GoatSimSim for 5 minutes 26 April 2016 - Add a guideToo much funKill 7 zombies with one minifun 22 June 2015 - Add a guide Add-on PAYDAY 375 180 18 3.601,592967 (61%)2-3h Rocket LeagueShow off your vehicle air control skills in the desert. 05 May 2016 - Add a guidePlentiful masqueradeWear 30 masks at once. 05 May 2016 - Add a guideWhat’s the count?Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table. 05 May 2016 - Add a guideThe Song of my PeopleListen to the whole pan flute song. 05 May 2016 - Add a guideFifty Shades of NPCHogtie 50 NPCs. 05 May 2016 - Add a guideThe Big ScoreFind all the trophies on the Payday Level. 05 May 2016 - Add a guideDastardlyPlace a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks. 05 May 2016 - Add a guideLe Voyage Dans la Lune.A Trip to the Moon. 04 May 2016 - Add a guideRetirementJust finish that one LAST job. 04 May 2016 - Add a guideCamel CavalrySpray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta. 04 May 2016 - 1 guideBounce it!Enable the hydraulic cars. 04 May 2016 - Add a guideSuppress the SuppressorThrow 5 police officers into prison. 04 May 2016 - 1 guideThe Cow WhispererCharm a cow using Valentino Salami. 04 May 2016 - Add a guideGoatfellasGather the crew for some drive-in movies. 04 May 2016 - Add a guideGoat Theft AutoHeadbutt someone out of their car, then run them over! 04 May 2016 - Add a guideItsamee!Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky. 04 May 2016 - Add a guideYou raise me up!Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building. 04 May 2016 - Add a guideGoatipedeLick all crew members together to form a Goatipede. 04 May 2016 - 1 guide Add-on Waste of Space 474 210 21 2.901,563800 (51%)3-4h NERD!Find all trophies in Space. 26 June 2016 - Add a guideWow is that a limited edition?Find 20 trophies. 26 June 2016 - Add a guideSweet collection!Find 10 trophies. 26 June 2016 - Add a guideMiner inconvenienceDestroy 100 asteroids. 26 June 2016 - Add a guideBacon marauderShoot down 30 police ships. 26 June 2016 - Add a guideBe not afreightDestroy all freighters. 26 June 2016 - Add a guideGather $1000000I wanna be a baahlionaire. 26 June 2016 - Add a guideFund this!Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair. 26 June 2016 - Add a guideRuler of the seven skiesBlow up all pirate ships. 26 June 2016 - Add a guideTestaholicComplete test chambers. 26 June 2016 - Add a guideWhat came first? The alien or the egg?Headbutt all alien eggs. 26 June 2016 - Add a guidesplishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimeyVisit the badehaus. 26 June 2016 - Add a guideMy little bronyFind all the pony horses. 26 June 2016 - Add a guideThe world is your canvasTag 10 walls. 26 June 2016 - Add a guideThat's FedorableWear 30 things as a hat at the same time. 25 June 2016 - Add a guideReady for the grillWrap a garl'eek in tinfoil. 25 June 2016 - Add a guideUse the sword, goatPickup a photon sword as father or good goat. 25 June 2016 - Add a guideIt's working... IT'S WORKING!Run wild with the podracer. 25 June 2016 - Add a guideCaptain industryMine 10 pieces of channitatium. 25 June 2016 - Add a guideSpend money to make moneyPut a money crate in the mining shredder. 25 June 2016 - Add a guideThe puke machineComplete centrifuge event. 25 June 2016 - Add a guide Update Goat MMO Simulator 645 240 24 3.728,040984 (12%)4-5h Love or Hate?Find all the trophies on the MMO Level. 19 March 2015 - Add a guideBFFLick a friend 19 March 2015 - 2 guidesSteal the showDo a card trick at the magician 14 January 2015 - 1 guideOld GoatOMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS? 14 January 2015 - 1 guideMusic Non StopJump on the launchpad 14 January 2015 - Add a guideElfstreet BoysBaa with the choir 14 January 2015 - 1 guideBetter than Warlords of DredmorReach level 101 14 January 2015 - 1 guideThe Icelandic ExperienceIt never erupts when you want it to. 14 January 2015 - Add a guideVoluntary QATrash the server room 11 January 2015 - 1 guideGravity GoatUnlock the gravity goat mutator 11 January 2015 - 1 guideWheel GoatUnlock the wheel of time mutator 11 January 2015 - 1 guideExcaliGoatUnlock the ExcaliGoat mutator 11 January 2015 - 1 guideNot again...Get deviously trapped again 11 January 2015 - 1 guideMalleus MaleficarumBurn them! 11 January 2015 - 1 guideButthurtDo a lot of hurt. With your butt. 11 January 2015 - 1 guideBoat rideEnjoy your trip 23 November 2014 - 1 guideAn Unnecessary JourneyThrow the dwarf Bilbo into the lava 23 November 2014 - 1 guideSällskapsresanVisit all zones on the MMO level 23 November 2014 - Add a guideOne man, two shots and a religionInflate that guy's knee 23 November 2014 - 1 guideMermaid GoatUnlock the mermaid mutator 23 November 2014 - 1 guideJörgenJörgen. 23 November 2014 - 1 guideGoatta catch 'em all!How do you catch goats? 23 November 2014 - Add a guideJousting GoatUnlock the jousting mutator 23 November 2014 - 1 guideSteve's QuestGive Steve Works the apples 23 November 2014 - 1 guide