Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Burn people from afar
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Smell and look like one
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Hit The jackpot.
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
I'm sorry about my goat
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Buy all hats
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Find all the blocks
srsly
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Finish all manual quests
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Finish all wallrun quest
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Wield an axe with your tongue
Knock a bucket into a person
Kick a person into a car
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Do no evil.
Travel to space!
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Win the title bout!
Thrash the Goathenge
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Craft all items in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Survive 10 days
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Tag 10 walls.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Visit the badehaus.
Destroy all freighters.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Find all the pony horses.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Find 10 trophies.
Complete test chambers.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Run wild with the podracer.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Complete centrifuge event.
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
It never erupts when you want it to.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Baa with the choir
Lick a friend
How do you catch goats?
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Trash the server room
Get deviously trapped again
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Jump on the launchpad
Inflate that guy's knee
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Enjoy your trip
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Jörgen.
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Reach level 101
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Burn them!
Give Steve Works the apples
Unlock the jousting mutator
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.