Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Burn people from afar
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Finish all manual quests
I'm sorry about my goat
Buy all hats
Smell and look like one
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Find all the blocks
Hit The jackpot.
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
srsly
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Do no evil.
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Knock a bucket into a person
Kick a person into a car
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Thrash the Goathenge
Wield an axe with your tongue
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Finish all wallrun quest
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Travel to space!
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Win the title bout!
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Become the master of the goat tower.
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Survive 10 days
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Eat 50 food items in one game
Craft all items in one game
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Wear 30 masks at once.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Find all trophies in Space.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Visit the badehaus.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Complete test chambers.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Find all the pony horses.
Tag 10 walls.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Run wild with the podracer.
Complete centrifuge event.
How do you catch goats?
Get deviously trapped again
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
It never erupts when you want it to.
Enjoy your trip
Burn them!
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Baa with the choir
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Trash the server room
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Reach level 101
Unlock the jousting mutator
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Jörgen.
Jump on the launchpad
Give Steve Works the apples
Lick a friend
Inflate that guy's knee