Full list of all 127 Goat Simulator achievements. It takes around 8-10 hours to unlock all of the achievements in the base game on Windows.
The base game contains 48 achievements, and there are 4 DLC packs containing 79 achievements.
Are you bread?
Kick a person into a car
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Do no evil.
Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Buy all hats
Smell and look like one
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
srsly
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Burn people from afar
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Knock a bucket into a person
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Find all the blocks
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Wield an axe with your tongue
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Hit The jackpot.
I'm sorry about my goat
Hold your own concert
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Finish all wallrun quest
Finish all manual quests
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Travel to space!
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Win the title bout!
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Thrash the Goathenge
Become the master of the goat tower.
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Craft all items in one game
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Eat 50 food items in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Survive 10 days
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Craft all the weapons in one game
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
A Trip to the Moon.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Find all trophies in Space.
Complete test chambers.
Find 20 trophies.
Find 10 trophies.
Find all the pony horses.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Blow up all pirate ships.
Destroy all freighters.
Tag 10 walls.
Complete centrifuge event.
Visit the badehaus.
Run wild with the podracer.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Baa with the choir
It never erupts when you want it to.
Lick a friend
How do you catch goats?
Get deviously trapped again
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Do a card trick at the magician
Inflate that guy's knee
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Reach level 101
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Trash the server room
Burn them!
Enjoy your trip
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Jörgen.
Unlock the jousting mutator
Give Steve Works the apples